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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Telcontar is actually asexual. He's the first human being ever to reproduce through binary fission.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Simple deduction, ones through the zero. Incredibly simple concept but it tok DE to realise it. You are all racist if you dont like my black, charred penis.
     
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    Does disliking a single penile specimen constitute grounds for racism calls?

    Anyway, I'm more interested in hearing an explanation for this alleged "barbecue accident." Sounds like quite a rowdy party.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Click the link Spuddy and see...C'mon dont be a pussy or I am going to send you 500 Pm's of tubgirl and goatse man.
     
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    Spuddy New Member

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    Fat chance of that affecting me, Telcontar! I decided weeks ago never to open another PM around these parts! And links are simply PMs in other forms.

    You know even better than I what kind of suspect people frequent this place...
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Oh c'mon are you man or boy spuddy? My link IS NOT anything as bad as that. Promise you. Have a bloody look.
     
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    I think I turned boy once I learned what evil people post here.

    Not you, of course, Tel -- who could think the "Safeguard of the Wild" was evil?
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    I'm not sure I can agree with you here, I got pretty freaked out by that one.
     
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    Ah, it's nice to see the Scandinavian brotherhood here. Norwegian Blues might be my new national animal in NationStates.
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    This is no brotherhood, it's merely me disagreeing with Tels' faulty statements.
     
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    And there I doomed the Norwegian Blue to be the new national dish...
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    That's a very stupid decision, because the Norwegian Blue is God. Eating God as food is a sinful act, and anyone finding themselves committing such a heinous act shall be doomed to the eternal flames of the earths core, to be tortured by the High King.
     
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    Sorry, but we be pagans. Hence, the Eating of God is irrelevant to us, and our proud populace is setting out into the lush, verdant forests armed with blowguns and cheap shotguns to catch some tasty Blue Norwegians as we speak. Yummeee...

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    Maximus: you damn well know I'll not open any funking PMs coming through here... Go through CN or summat if you mean serious business.
     
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    PM's aren't bad, its those links from some unmentionables that you have to be worried about.
     
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    That's what I thought, until some suspicious admin-type feller sent me the tubgirl & goatse stuff *shivers uncontrollably*
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    All Christians go to hell?
     
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    I just push them into the swirling vortex in the guest suite, I don't know where they go.
     
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    Don't you need to be virtually canonized to reach Heaven these days?
     
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    probally. But hey, who wanna go to heaven, heaven just came to me, destroyed my place and then finden himself to payback...:)
     
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    Is there beer in Heaven? If not, I ain't going.

    wobbler -- you kicked heaven's butt? Well done!
     
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