HoL Gate II

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  1. No! Naughty dog!

    No! Naughty dog! New Member

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    Writing for this makes me wanna go back in time and not fail English because every time I'm panicking

    Ok innuendo time because I really can't think of anything else.

    Couldyoupleaseremoveititfeelsgross
    Greta is exploring the guild premises and is outside the workshop door when she hears...
    Apprentice: Sir I think you've gone too big.
    Rroyo: Come on put your back into it.
    Apprentice: Sir! I don't think we can do this.
    Rroyo: We just have to get it in there and we'll be ready to fill it.
    Apprentice: Sir I can't lift it any higher.
    Greta opes the door slightly and peeks, Rroyo and his apprentice are trying to lift a very heavy container type thing into an alcove
    Alasse: Boring
    Greta: Umm do you guys need a hand?
    Apprentice: And just what help would an elf be?
    Greta opens the door fully and draws herself to her full height, which resulted in her whacking her head on the door frame.
    Rroyo: Great! Offer of help accepted.
    Apprentice: (Whisper) I thought dwarves didn't like elves.
    Greta slowly picks up the container and slots t into the alcove. and slow steps back in awe, the wall wasn't, in fact a wall, but one side of a huge machine.
    Rroyo: Hmm what?
    Apprentice: I'm just surprised you're accepting help from an elf.
    Rroyo: To hell with races as long as it gets the job done I don't care, even if you're a gelatinous contraption monster.
    The apprentice's creation oozes over to Greta and rubs its lens against her leg.
    Apprentice: I'm thinking of calling him Dave.
    Greta: Dave? you sure? It's just uh I tend to umm attract females because men get a little intimidated. Couldyoupleaseremoveititfeelsgross.
     
  2. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    *snickers* Cute.

    I Cannot BELIEVE You Gave Me That Scroll
    Xiao has finally succeeded in scribing the Wish spell into her spellbook. She grabs Edwina and commandeers the large open space on the second floor of Arthgon's guild hall, booting out the apprentices but leaving Rroyo and his assisstants alone through a brief flash of self-preservation.
    Xiao: Alrighty Edwin! Another few seconds and you're gonna be a man again! *dirty grin*
    Edwina: Well hurry up! (I will be a man again, I will be a man again, patience Edwin...)
    Xiao: Okay! Here goes nothing!
    Rroyo: Hey, go fetch my backup toolkit.
    Assistant: Okay boss.

    Xiao: Ksjfhb'Yaj! *a genie pops up* Turn her into a man! *points at Edwin... just as the FEMALE assistant walks between them*
    Genie: Your wish is my command!
    Edwina/Xiao/Assistant: CRAP!
    Rroyo: Not another one! I still haven't fixed the first one!
     
  3. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    HA! You thought I wouldn't write it, but I did!

    WAHWAHWAH!

    Wobbler, Kensai CN

    Character Biography: Wobbler

    His past is byt a shadow, lightened only by the bodies of those that stood in his way.
    The only thing you can get out of him is that he started to train at a very young age and that he aims to become the best.
    Any more question would most probably result in the loss of someones blood, and you know it wont be his.

    Had to do something.
     
  4. No! Naughty dog!

    No! Naughty dog! New Member

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    I think we should name Rroyo's assistants/apprentices

    I feel...
    In the background
    Edwina: This is your fault! Your fault! I HATE YOU!
    Rroyo: Wha?
    As the assistant is having difficulty coming to terms with what just happened.
    Assistant: I feel... dumber.
    Apprentice: (Trying hard to control his laughter for fear of being bludgeoned to death by Edwina) That's because you're not using your real brain.
     
  5. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    I think we should get this going again.
     
  6. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Okie dokie! *casts Thread Necromancy VII*

    Yes, I Actually Had This Reaction Once
    Xiao, Haer'Dalis and Vorak are checking their memorised spells for the day, when things get somewhat strange...
    Xiao: Fireball, Chain Lightning, Abi Dhalzim's Horrid Wilting - that's a fun one if you use it right, Bigby's Bitch-Slap...
    Haer'Dalis: Haste, Stoneskin, Charm Person, Charm Monster...
    Vorak: Vampiric Touch, Skull Trap, Summon Epic Undead...
    Haer'Dalis: Epic Undead, my charnel hound?
    Vorak: It's a spell I researched myself. It should last twelve hours, so I'll just cast it now...
    Vorak casts a long, complicated spell, creating a massive rune on the ground and making the air go blurry with power. When it's done, the air clears and a bemused-looking (or at least as bemused as he can considering that he hasn't got a JAW) Raziel, bearer of the Soul Reaver.
    Xiao: *eyes wide* Oh wow. Oh wow, wowitty wow wow. That's so cool.
    Vorak: Huh, I was expecting something more... impressive.
    Raziel: As was I.
    Haer'Dalis: How very peculiar. *irrepressable Haer'Dalis smile* It appears we have something in common, my dark raven!
    Raziel: ...Are you serious?
    Xiao: *clutches head* OW, my BRAIN.
    Vorak: Don't worry, it's only for another twelve hours.

    (In case you're wondering: Me on laptop playing BG2 and giggling at Haer'Dalis. My friend on PS2 playing the last Soul Reaver game. Xiao gets confusion headache very quickly.)
     
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    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    Raziel can speak without a jaw. He's fucking Raziel.
     
  8. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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