HoL Gate II

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  1. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    Just some conversations, at the fireplace.
    In the Brynnlaw's inn at midnight, Arthgon and his gang rest another day, before they board a ship.
    Keldorn: "So, do any of you have a pure heart like mine?
    DarkFool: *smirk* "No, my heart is of Nougat."
    Wolfbane: "I don't know I prefer to look at other people's hearts."
    Arthgon: *Laughing madly* "Let's see if I have such one, in my backpack."
    Vorak: "I do like hearts, with a bit of salt and pepper."
    Keldorn: "Oh man, I wish I did not ask."
     
  2. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    It's gonna be gravedigging if nobody updates this soon.
     
  3. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Aight, aight, jeeze, let a girl enjoy the first holiday she'd had all year, will ya? *grumbles*

    Sometimes Mindrape Doesn't Quite Work Out...
    The Illithid enclave in the Underdark. A few dead Illithids are lying around, but the party has been captured.
    Arthgon: This isn't quite how I intended to go out. In my dreams, ale and whores have a quite prominent place...
    Edwin: Silence, fool! (Although... Ale and whores does sound like an interesting way to go...)
    Illithid: SiLeNcE sLaVeS. yOu WiLl OpEn YoUr MiNdS tO uS.
    Xiao: Bwahahahahaha!
    Arthgon: We're doomed.
    Illithid: sToP lAuGhInG!
    Xiao: Nope! Mwahahahahahaha!
    Illithid: *attempts to mindrape Xiao*
    Xiao: Hee hee, it tickles!
    Illithid: Whoa, man, the colours... you guys gotta try this, seriously, her mind is like whoa...
    Arthgon and Edwin: ...
    Illithids: *try it*
    Illithid: Dude, I can hear colour...
    Xiao: Okay, time to go...

    (And this makes up for the mindrape poor Amy is suffering. Kinda.)
     
  4. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Geese, all of this makes me wanna join. Don't know what I should be though, so many fighters already :p
     
  5. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Be a berserker. All the fun of a fighter combined with inbuilt psychosis.
     
  6. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Was actually thinking in the lines of being a berserker. Have to be nice.

    So be it, I'm a berserker.
     
  7. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    You're more the weaponmaster/kensai kind of guy, Wobbler. You haven't really got the berserker kind of mentality (like Baldrug does*).


    Oh, and while you're at it you may write my character bio as well, Xiao.




    * Our IRL nickname for Transparent Painting
     
  8. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    What part of...

    didn't register? Not happening! Nyet, nyet, am not writink any more!
     
  9. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    Aww, but we love your creativity! D:
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

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    Yeah, but guys, c'mon. I'm on holiday. I wanna write my own stuff for once. It's one measly paragraph! Stop torturing me!

    Do you want me to turn into a quivering pile of psychosis or do you want me to be able to keep writing? Because it's one or the other, folks, one or the other.
     
  11. rroyo

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    Most definately the latter and NOT the former!
     
  12. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    Well, you seem pretty close to the former as it is... :???:
     
  13. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    Another conversation.
    Byrnnlaw. Arthgon and his troops are having a conversation, while they are walking to the ship.
    Yuki: The best way is to get one with Nature."
    Wolfbane: *looks under his boot* "bah! I think that I stood in a piece of nature."
    Vorak: "I honor the eatable nature."
    Arthgon: "I think that I will go and get one with nature."
    Yuki: *Surprised* "Really?"
    Arthgon: "Yes, there in the bushes, because I have to piss."
     
  14. wobbler

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    True, true. I'll try to write some kind of bio up for my upcoming kensai (multi classed as mage perhaps?) and get something rolling.
     
  15. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    How is your biography going, wobbler?
     
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    We're all dying to know. :roll:
     
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    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    I dream a little Dream
    On the ship. At night Arthgon has one of those weird dreams.
    The whole gang is standing around a tied-up Irenicus.
    Wolfbane: “We got him, but who is the man behind the mask?”
    Yuki: “Do you know who it is?”
    Arthgon: “I bet it is the janitor, who is all behind this.”
    Yuki: *sigh* “We haven’t met any janitor’s.”
    Arthgon: “Then it’s gotta be Red herring, yeah…that’s it, I haven’t heard from him for weeks!”
    All at once: “Red Herring?”
    Yuki: *sigh* No silly, it is not Red Herring, it is…” *pulls of the mask*
    All at once: “It is Sarevok!!!”
    Yuki: “Yes, he is the one who is behind this.”
    Sarevok: “I'd have gotten away with it too, if not for those pesky kids!”
    Puppy: “Ahum”
    Sarevok: “And that dog too.”
    Wolfbane: It’s the pup named…..
    And then he woke up.
     
  18. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Oh good lord, it's Scooby Bloody Doo.

    Some Things Even Scare Her
    The labyrinth beneath Spellhold. Arthgon has just turned back from his first Slayer transformation, and is flushed and freaked out. The rest of the party had varying reactions...
    Yuki: If you could do that all along, why didn't you do it before? Like when Irenicus first caught you for instance?
    Arthgon: Whu... buh... I couldn't...
    Vorak: What an intriguing display of power... Imagine what I could do with that aspect of you under my control...
    Puppy: Warn us before you do that again, you bloody maniac!
    Edwin: Perhaps you are not a completely useless simian after all. (Although I have a strange feeling that maybe I should return to Thay in short order...)
    Arthgon: *sigh* Come on Xiao, let's hear it.
    Xiao: *twitching* If you ever scare me like that again I'm going to cast Horrid Wilting on your balls!
    Yuki: I thought threatening genitalia was my thing.
    Puppy: I think she's borrowing it.
     
  19. No! Naughty dog!

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    I'm sorta new to this whole thing so sorry in advance if do things wrong.

    Greta/ Alasse Terelem the Elven Barbarian, Neutral Good/Chaotic Evil.
    Oh and I should mention quite schizophrenic, hence the 2 names and 2 alignments (I say schizophrenic despite it actually being DID because that is what most people believe schizophrenia is)

    I don't trust myself to use other people's characters so here's basicly introducing mine

    Where the Sun Shineth Not
    A popular trade caravan is hiring a new bodyguard and as the next applicant timidly shuffles her way forwards
    Caravan Master: An' jus' what're you s'posed to be?
    Greta: 'n elf
    CM: A wha?
    Greta: An elf.
    The man can hardly control his laughter
    CM: You? An elf?! Elves're s'posed to be short 'n' slimmer than humans, not to mention delicate lookin'. Yer slouchin' an' yer still head an shoulders above the rest of us.
    Greta's embarassment was slowly turning into humiliation as the the rest of the caravan join in the Caravan Master's laughing.
    Greta: I'm smaller than a really big human...
    CM: (wheezing from laughter) an' jus' what is yer name?
    Greta: Greta...
    Giggling, chuckling, sniggering and other such words fail to describe the caravan as they all crack up. Greta crouches downand starts hugging her knees, rocking backwards slightly, chanting.
    Greta: Tick tock.
    Frustration.
    Greta: Tick tock.
    Anger.
    Greta: Tick tock.
    Fury.
    Greta: Tick. Tock.
    Snap.
    ???: Awww lookie here the lil baby is getting upset
    Greta: Nuh-uh
    ???: Does wittle baby need to cry on mummy's shoulder?
    Greta: Go away Alasse!
    Alasse: No, I don't think I shall. Hmmm... stick it where the sun don't shine... such a wonderful turn of phrase, that caravan sure has a lot of stuff.
    Alasse/Greta: Ooooh Mister Caravan Master Sir!
     
  20. Xiao_Caity

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    Tick-Tock
    Xiao has been watching the chaos with great amusement.
    Xiao: Oh! Oh oh oh! Let's hire her! She's funny!
    Arthgon: She just shoved giant... oooooh, that's gonna sting... up the collective backside of an entire caravan!
    Xiao: I know! Isn't she just awesome?
    Arthgon: I meant that might just be a bad thing.
    Xiao: Don't be silly! Hello the awesome elf girl!
    Arthgon: *in a very Rimmer tone of voice* We're going to die~~.
     
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