HoL Gate II

Character Biography: DarkFool

Like most conversations involving DarkFool, this one involves a large amount of his looking at you with puppy eyes and meowing. After a long string of blank stares and the occasional "moo," you've come to the conclusion that DarkFool is around the age of twenty, was born in Calimshan, and is probably mentally handicapped.

 

So, my biography should be the same as in Baldur's Gate II? Or, shall I make something new?

 

Make something new, but do it in the Baldur's Gate style.

 

Damn it, somebody else write mine. You know my character better than I do. Something with a foul temper, of course.

 

Hoki doki!

Character Biography: Yuki

When you ask YUKI about her past, she rolls her eyes and mutters something about how you should damn well know about her past by now, you've annoyed her enough times. If pressed, she refers to a frustratingly dull childhood in Athkatla, the City of Coin, before stabbing you in the leg for being such a collosal pain in the arse. You get the feeling that pushing your luck might result in her target going up a few inches...

 

I like it. :lol:

 

I'll stab you in the hip.

And then I'll push you down the stairs.

 

:lol: I knew you'd like it!

 

I'm with Yuki.
I'll leave my Bio to others (Xiao?).
It's been so long since I played BG I can't remember anything.

 

Yay, Puppy!

Character Bio: Puppy

If Puppy has a more human name, you've never heard it. You've always known him as the brutal yet somehow quite silly werewolf that accompanies you today. You think he's from near Trademeet - certainly that's where he's at his most comfortable - and an ally of the Druids who make up the circle there. If he knows how he became a werewolf, he's never mentioned the details to you, and his loyalty to the mad mage Xiao is clear...

 

Okay, Xiao, I let you write my Biography.

 

Lord almighty!

Character Biography: Arthgon

Even as a young child, there were those in Candlekeep who openly said that Arthgon would become a murderer. They would still be saying that, if he hadn't made sure each and every last one of them was in the ground before leaving the library fortress for the last time. During his travels across the Sword Coast and Amn, he's honed his powers of violence and become a dangerously effective assassin, without losing that little core of lunacy that makes him so interesting to be around.

 

That's very good, I really like it.

 

While you are on a roll....

 

What do you mean? It has been a while, that I have played Baldur's Gate II.

 

Zanza was refering to Xiao writing his bio for him.

 

Ah, so that is what he meant. I had a bit of a writer's block*. What about you’re Biography Zanza?

* I really hate writer's blocks, but it has been a while, that I had one.

 

What is there more to say?

 

*twitch* No. Nope. Nada. Nyet. I am not writing any more biographies!

...except apparently Zanza's because my brain wants to be a bitch.

Character Biography: Zanza

When you ask ZANZA about his past, he prattles on and on about his childhood dreams of joining the most Noble Order of the Radiant Heart and becoming a noble paladin and marrying a good woman of noble heart and purity... Maybe if you stab him he'll stop now?

I regret nothing.