HoL Gate II

Puppy's more CN than N, I won't deny it, but he's our wolfman and gets a bye on alignment because he BURIED AERIE. Besides, if he stays the Shapeshifter kit, he can still heal us and shit when he's in human form.

 

I think that Puppy can have the Shapeshifter kit.

 

I liked Aerie, always chose her for romantic option..

 

Yuuuuuuuuuup.

Inspiration from the following shamelessly stolen from the Edwin Romance Mod, which makes me a happy Xiao.

Poor, Poor Eddie
Arthgon, Xiao and Edwin... sorry, Edwina, are sitting around a table in Umar Hills' inn. Arthgon apparently says something horrible, because Edwina storms off, wiping tears from her eyes. Xiao runs after him... her. Crap.
Xiao: Edwina!
Edwina: I suppose that you're going to mock me too! *sniff* (Simians... if one word of this humiliation reaches my family I will drop a Delayed Fireball in their bedrolls!)
Xiao: *confused* Why would I do that? I was just gonna give you this. *holds out a bar of chocolate*
Edwina: Chocolate? (I feel this sudden strange craving...) *grabs the chocolate and puts a piece in her mouth, her face suddenly going slack with pleasure* Where did you get this? (Chocolate has never tasted so good...)
Xiao: One thing you need to know about estrogen. It makes chocolate ever so much better.
Edwin: Why are you doing this for me? (She's normally so... bizarre! Why is she wasting her lucid time for the next week?)
Xiao: Well apart from wanting the honour of driving the narrator to drink for myself...
Fuck You, Xiao.
Xiao: Mwahah. If those... *points at Edwina's... ample chest* are the female equivalent of a certain piece of male anatomy, I want you on my good side when we manage to turn you back.
Edwin: Bwah?
Xiao: Oh, for... *grabs Edwina and kisses her, hard* That explain it?
Arthgon: *having chosen this moment to walk in* Bwah... wha... lesbians... hot... Edwina man... not hot... lesbians... but not hot... AGH! My brain hurts!
I Need Whiskey. Now.
Xiao: Told you I could drive the narrator to drink.

 

Romantic Blooms between some of them.
Outside of the inn. At night Zanza meets up the buried Aerie.
Zanza: "What happened? Let me get you out of there. *Pulls Aerie out of the mud*
Aerie: "I...I was buried in here, by the barbaric werewolf, and then...and then...* begins to cry* I was burned by that insane evoker."
Zanza: "Oh....poor woman, let me heal you." *Uses Lay on Hands on Aerie*
Aerie: "Thank you, you are very good to me."
Meanwhile Inside of the inn.
Puppy: "Xiao, Here some more Chocolate."
Bandit: *grabs the chocolate out of the hand of Xiao*
Xiao: "Did you not know that you must not go between chocolate and a woman!" *grabs something that was close to her, and shove it into the Bandit where the sun do not shine*
Magikot: " Hey, that was my guitar."

 

Odd last time I Lay on Hands Aerie I got slapped.

 

Perhaps you did place your hand at the wrong place?

Place the hand there, and not THERE.
Some time ago. Zanza used Lay on Hand on Aerie.
Zanza: "Let me heal you." *place his hand on her body.*
Aerie: "NOT THERE!" *slaps Zanza*

 

I thought I was the guitar player. Oh well.

 

Well, Magikot is a bard, so it makes sense that I'd steal his guitar...

 

I thought bards played mandolin.

 

A guitar is fine too.
Actually I think that the guitar is the standard while the mandolin is fine too, but I'm no expert on the topic.

 

Lutes are normally the standard, if we're going stereotypical D&D bards. (I usually wind up playing the trumpet, m'self. My DM is sometimes right flummoxed.)

 

Are mandolins a bit cliché as well? That is because a typical bard is always using a mandolin as an instrument.

Metal up the ass
Later at the Bandit Camp. The unlucky bandit has to report to his commander.
Commander: "Ah, you have returned, and..."
Bandit: "I have followed then, and I tried to start a bar fight...but then...no...I cannot speak about it, because it is too horrible."
Commander: "Sit down, and tell me at once."
Bandit: "I...cannot sit."
Commander: "Why can‘t you sit?"
Bandit: "I got a guitar jammed into a place where the sun does not shine."
Commander: "Oh, eh...well...eh...rock on dude."

 

Did somebody say Chaotic Neutral...

 

I have that poster on my hard-drive!

My favourite one is my Chaotic Evil Poster. It's the Joker from the comics, with a really fucked-up smile and some poor bastard's ID card in hand. The subtitle? "Some men just want to watch the world burn."

Hardcore.

EDIT: My Lina Inverse one is also awesome. Lina + Dragon Slave, with a title of: KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE (And the other half is firepower)

 

Wait...was the KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE line from GI Joe? In addition, is Wolfbane a normal fighter, or does he have a kit?

PS: Is there a poster, of my alignment?

 

Wolfsbane doesn't have a kit as far as I know.

I've got a really cool one for all nine alignments somewhere, but lord only knows where... (My motivational poster folder has more then 3,000 pictures in it!)

 

I'll take the neutral evil one.

 

Ooooh... Neutral Evil is win...

Character Biography: Xiao

(In the style of the in-game bios.)

When you ask XIAO about her past, she just giggles insanely and tells you that you ought to know better than she does. After numerous attempts you've managed to gather that she was born in or near Waterdeep, and was educated in magic there as well. Nobody seems to know what drove her to her current state of madness - maybe her loathing of the semi-imaginary 'Sparklepires' has something to do with it?