High School, no more

Another policy is to force everyone to buy expensive but unreliable cars so that if you hit someone, both your car and his car explode.
Say YES for equal rights!

 

especially since 90% of drivers actually ARE idiots who most likely got their license from a craker jack box... and for your information, matt, cali drivers are the worst... except for chicago, and possibly new york, but i haven't been to new york, so i can't tell you definitively...

 

Chicago drivers are freakin' suicidal maniacs, and I speak from experience.

Also, I don't go for all that defensive driving crap. I practice offensive driving.

 

Chicago drivers are freakin' suicidal maniacs, and I speak from experience.

Also, I don't go for all that defensive driving crap. I practice offensive driving.

 

"Also, I don't go for all that defensive driving crap. I practice offensive driving."

I would, but have you seen the size of those "Road Trains"! :-o

Heck, you see one #@$# bastards comeing you move the far side of the raod so you don't get sucked under.

Saw one hit a herd of sheep, untill then I didn't know the term "Bow Wave" applied to road veihiles. wasn't roadkill, roadsplash would be more accurate.

 

We don't have "Road Trains" in America. They are illegal out here. How big are they really?

 

I have seen some consisting of prime mover and four dogs(trailers) which can carry two 40 foot containers each. Total weight aprox. 700 tons legal speed 100KPH :lol: 130 KPH not uncommon.

 

I always idolize Jar, so insulting, so asshole-ish...
I bet he makes old ladies at the supermarket cry.

 

Kiss-ass

 

Yeah, uh, thanks for that dipshit.

 

The term is ass kisser.

Offensive driving reaps larger benefits than pansy driving. My father tries to follow every procedure in the rules, to the letter. He has crashed thrice to this day (2 of those cars were total losses and also sent him to the hospital with grave wounds) and still insist that I should learn from him. No, thanks, I'll learn from my mother whom to this day has never, EVER crashed even though she drives like Tommy Vercetti on crack.

 

Actually, I'm pretty sure both are accepted

Okay I'll cut the spam.

 

I hate asshole drivers. I want to take a hammer to every single bone in their legs and arms so they can't drive again until their crushed bones mend and they have repented their previous ways.

 

the worst drivers are the morons who can't seem to grasp that green means go, or that having your turn signal on means you're gonna fucking turn...

 

I live in a big city, and have a house with a yard. It is also remarkably quiet here, particularly at night.

If by "cali" you mean "California" (only foreigners and pre-teen surfer wannabees call it Cali), I can't imagine what would make you think so poorly of our drivers. No better or worse than anywhere else in my experience. In fact, I've been to very few places that could rival Los Angeles for a dedicated car/hot rod culture which encourages respect for the road.

I can only conclude that you hate big cities by default, and are jealous of our fantastic weather.

All of which reminds me: I need to get off my ass and get a new car. I can't find a decent v8, 4-speed Mustang though, and it's pissing me off.

 

Be grateful you don't have to drive a lada, ok?

I didn't know women liked V-8 vehicles.

 

That's a big turn-off .

 

i don't care how long a car takes to get from 0 to whatever... i'm more concerned with how long it takes to get back down to zero...

 

Usually not long. 2 seconds after you run over the school children waiting for the bus. After the cop sees you, the car will turn off and refuse to start.