Hi again

Lo everybody, the cow'a decided to return from his little vacation. I know we don't usually give excuses (or forgiveness) on this forum, but I feel inclined to at least beg of you to consider forgiveness. I was going through some bad shit, and I needed a vent. As fate would have it, unfortunetly, this place became my vent.

So, anyway, I'm back. What's new?

 

On the contrary, I wasn't looking for that much fanfare. I was just saying something like "Lo y'all, I'm back. Sorry for bein' such a bastard".

Maybe, when thinking about it, I should've said just that.

 

I was thinking about you last night.

So this means that you're a figment of my imagination.

Here, wear this and dance for me. *hands you a g-string* I'm sure it looks better on you than on Frigo.

 

welcome back
+1

 

You're always so nice. In a frightful way. Still nice though.

Now, if you'll all excuse me for a while, I have some bootie-shaking to do.
*puts on the g-string*

 

*Shakes the bootie EXTRA hard for DE*

 

My money is that Bunny never washed that since Frigo wore it. Have fun with that creepy feeling.

 

But G-strings look good on me!

I have some photos to prove it, let me find them.

 

No. G-strings never look good on anyone with testicules. period. fullstop. .... or fat chicks.

 

wolfsbane, you're an attention whore. notice that neither retard or fatman felt the need for an"i'm back" thread.

 

Yep, attention-whore and proud of it. And, since I'm neither a retard or a fatman, I don't see any reason to do what they would've or wouldn't've done.

 

Could you please elaborate about my ass not being all-knowing and/or all inclusive? Are all-knowing/inclusive asses a feat that you look for in people?

 

So was I, but aparently you misunderstood me.

 

Happy Joinday DE!

 

Joint?

 

Probably necessary atm.

Scooter?