Hey Milo! You just won the Superbowl! Now what will you do?!

And Jinxed isn't part of that recently acquired family?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

So much for the "Internet Love" phenomenen.

How does one acquire a family, rosie? I've been looking for someone to abuse, er, love. Yes...abuse, dammit, love!

 

Wow.
Were you just waiting to say this? I wonder...
I don't know what's wrong with you Jarinor. I won't even waste my time talking with you. One tip:
Loose virginity.

 

Loose virginity? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Just what part of my post are you referring to? No, I wasn't waiting to say it, I was just making a joke.

 

So did I. Virgin Jarin boy.

 

You're not real Rosie! You're an imposter!

 

Third person perspective- "Did not sound like a joke"

 

And just tell me sherlock, according to you was his post a joke? Tell me another thing, why the fuck didn't any of the other regulars MAKE A JOKE!? Because Jar is the only person devoid of any self control and is fucked up enough to do so. I knew that sooner or later this news would reach the forum and jar would be the only one to comment, furthermore he probably would be the only one that query about it. WOW I'M ABLE TO TELL THE FUTURE!!!

All that stuff with rosie is a painful memory and I've put it behind me. However it DOES make me sad when someone like jarinor couldn't let a chance like that past him. This may be one of the reasons why he hasm't touched a woman in all his life. He makes me sick and I hope he dies of old age alone.

 

Easy Jinxed, I didn't, and don't want to know anything about the backstory concerning you and Rosie. I was just saying it didn't sound like you were joking with Jarinor, which after reading this latest post, is apparently true. Sorry for adding fuel to a fire that was there before I found it. No hard feelings, I hope. aranoid:

 

I'm not devoid of self-control at all. "Fucked up enough", yes. Although that wouldn't be my choice of words, they were yours, so I'll stick with them.

News only reached here because rosie told me - and wouldn't commenting and querying about it be the same thing?

How was I supposed to know this? Unlike you, I can't tell the future from a past viewpoint.

Here's to hoping me dying before I'm old and alone - I'd hate to be a burden on anyone. As soon as I'm unable to look after myself, it's retty piontless hanging around.

 

*gingerly avoid the crossfire*

Oh! Isn't that the tournament the Americans came up with because they couldn't hack the World Cup?

 

Um... yes. Yes, that must be it.

Except... not.

Different sports. American football is a game involving many very large, fat men crashing into each other at high speeds. The ball isn't supposed to touch the ground, but they can use their arms.
Unlike European football, however, most of the blood in our version gets spilled on the field, rather than in the bleachers.

 

What, instead of the ball? Man, the surgeons must have to work overtime to re-attach them all. At least in rugby they don't need padding when they crash into each other at high speeds. And they don't have entire teams of replacements that come on every five minutes.

I think it's to do with making up for the boredom on the field. In Europe, I mean. The beer swillers have nothing to do other than beat each other up, because nothing's happening on the field.

 

The thing about european fotball is that we do like to make it look like an aksident when we hurt each other The reason that americans don't like it is that they don't like beeing beaten the shit out by some south american countries.

 

Nah, I just think Americans have no sense of subtlety and enjoy a sport in which the goal is to get a ball across a field littered with the bodies of your enemies.

By the way, what does an aksident look like, anyway? Is it anything like Mentadent?

 

Goddamned stupid grammerians. :evil:
Okay accsident. Just because you can not get an erection do you need to bother everyone that does not write fluid english.

 

It's still wrong, say hello to accident.


BTW I'm quite hard, even as you read this.

 

People, need to take they're little, spelling and grammer hang-ups, write over their. If you know what he meant, then it's good enough.

I always imagine Internet Grammar Nazis sitting back in their chair, polishing their fingernails on their lapels, thinking, "Oh yeah, I sure showed him! People must really appreciate my constant nit-picking and corrections! I don't come off as a pedant at all! The other posters must love it how every other post is mine and it does nothing more than correct another person's perfectly understandable english. I sure am a swell guy!"

Well, you're not. It's annoying. It's neither clever nor funny. And that is the only reason people don't do to the Grammar Nazi what the Grammar Nazi constantly does to other posters, as warranted as it may be (and believe me, everyone makes grammatical errors on a *gasp* informal message board). Because it's fucking annoying.

 

I hardly consider myself a "grammar nazi" seeing as how this is the first unprovoked correction I've ever made. I just thought it was funny that he went through the trouble to create a post addressing his misspelling and still fucked it up. To each their own, I'm sorry if you didn't find this amusing, but correcting us for doing so is hypocritical.

 

It wasn't directed specifically toward you, Darkwalker. It was more towards Etalis and DU, but I left it open-ended.

Don't take offense unless you are a grammar nazi, since that's who it was directed to.