Hey guys, Sleek isn't gay! Seriously!

I've realized during my stay here that Sleek has stated that he "isn't gay" on many, many occasions. Far more than anyone else. Does this mean anything? That's for you to decide. Here are a number of quotes:

From: Here
Date: Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:56 am

From: Here
Date: Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:36 pm

From: Here
Date: Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:24 pm

From: Here
Date: Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:40 am

From: Here
Date: Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:09 am

From: Here
Date: Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:15 pm

From: Here
Date: Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:46 am

What do you think? I like the last two the best.

 

From the sound of things, he's not gay, but he's a metrosexual or something. At least considering the last quote.

It's almost worse.

 

You know where a gay person stands...but a metro? Who knows!

 

Fuck that, I'm defintatly not metro, I'm not gay, but I'd rather be a burly punk gay guy than a candy-assed metro sexual. But I'm not gay.

I swear.

I was drunk that one time, so it doesn't count.

Gay porn is just a hobby!

I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR!

 

Killing people is just a hobby!

I'M NOT A MURDERER! I SWEAR!

 

I love polls around here. 90% of the people just vote for whatever they think is funniest. The actual opinions expressed are nil.

Sleek, if you were gay, and I was gay...
I would want Mr.Nobodie. And so would you.

 

you mean people actually vote on the polls?

 

hmmm... maybe i should jump off the bridge, too...

 

This just in! Sleek denied being gay yet again! Could this be more proof? Who knows! That's for you to decide. SO START VOTING, YOU LAZY ANALWHORES!

From: Here
Date: Today

 

Jesus H Lapdaning Christ, Sigurd! It's because of this thread that he did that.
Besides, so far we have had one serious voter out of 8. Your addendum makes it look like you are probably that one.
Perhaps you have a need to accuse others of being gay due to your own latent homosexuality?
Or maybe you just find Sleek's posts so erotic that you need to put him down?
Or maybe you are actually joking, and just taking it to far.
But, as to what it probably is, based on you being a generic member of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens, it is probably just that you are a moron.

 

What the fuck do you think I posted it for? Jeez, you gotta take me so seriously. Don't you know me better? Obviously Sleek himself found it funny, because of that, and his reply to this poll. Dick.

Nope, I voted that I wanted to get next to him.

Well, I'm still amused, and if you aren't I suggest you eat some shit. It's good stuff, once you get past the smell and the day-old corn kernals.

 

I'm surprise, Sigurd, that you actually cared about Sleek's sexuality to make a whole topic about. I've also noticed you calling people faggots, as if it's wrong. Homophobia is often a trait of closet homosexuals.

 

Didn't we already have this "homophobia" discussion, you Latin-challenged, diaper-shitting milksop? I believe we did, so in that case why don't you go and latch onto your mommy's teat to make yourself feel better?

 

Why don't I do that?
Because, my mommy doesn't have a teat(congratulations a 13 year old can spell better than you) and because I myself don't enjoy such pass-times. I know you do, and I'm fine with that, just don't act like it's the only way to do things.

 

Since we spelled the word exactly the same way, I'm not quite certain what you are referring to. Oh wait, it doesn't have to make sense! You're a fucking moron!

 

Whatever. I can't be bothered debating the correct spelling of words.

 

Whatever. I can't be bothered debating the correct spelling of words.
Still, I can spell better than you.

 

What are you trying to prove with this nonsense? You don't know the location of the edit button?

 

Are you trying to tell me that

and

don't make you one of the biggest fucking hypocrites I've ever seen?