He's Back!

"Here he is! The almighty and unstoppable KOZMO_NAUT!!!"

*Crowd goes wild*


*AHEM* As you can see, I am back from my trip to Paris. There's not much to say but this:


PARIS:

Pros:
Good food
Generally nice people (with some exceptions...)
The metro system (very easy to use, and probably one of the fastest means of city transportation I have tried)
The boulangeries

Cons:
High prices (15 Euros for a fluffy Eiffel Tower???)
Blanche Hotel (the hotel I stayed at. Boy did it stink!)
Not being able to drink the water (I had to rely on expensive bottled water)
French rap music (70% of all radio music played in France must be by a french artist or group. 'nuff said...)

 

Welcome back! :wavey:

So did you lose your virginity to a heroin-addicted, pale-white, thin hooker named Jaqueline? If you did, I hope you payed well, I mean, come-on, Mom has 6 kids to feed..

 

Welcome back Kosmo!

Did you eat a smash sandwich?

 

You forgot to add unshaved, unwashed and smoking all the time.

 

15 euros? How much is that in American money?

 

since we americans refuse to learn any system we didn't create...

 

Including the metric system, which is overseen by a French committee I believe...

 

in congruence with our supremem leader's Supreme Metric Conversion Injunctionâ„¢, i have officially denounced my anti-communist, non-metric leanings, and shall henceforth only used the specified measuring system... thank you.

 

100 US Dollars is 114.34 Euros. You do the math...

EDIT: I did it for you. 13.12 US Dollars for a badly made fluffy Eiffel Tower...

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kozmo_Naut on 2002-03-29 09:43 ]</font>

 

Welcome back Kozmo, your position as forum master of OT has been waiting for you all along.

 

Wecome back, Koz!

What did you bring me?

 

Thanks for the info.

 

Why the hell did you buy a fluffy Eiffel Tower anyway? You could have spent that money on something important, like retard's mom.

 

Yeah. I mean, come-on, just cause mom isn't aesthetically pleasing, so to speak. Think of the kids man, think of the kids.

Good God. I hope that woman doesn't have kids.

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
warn us before you do that!

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"You're not the Big Bad anymore. You're not even the kind of naughty..."

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: rosenshyne on 2002-03-30 06:17 ]</font>

 

I didn't...

By not buying a Fluffy Eiffel Tower I had enough money to buy 12 kilograms of chocolate at the Danish/German border...

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Jarinor's Minister Of Space Exploration

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kozmo_Naut on 2002-03-30 10:43 ]</font>

 

*goes slack-jawed and starts drooling*

Cho-co-laaaaaaaaaate!

*shakes himself*

I have never been to France. The closest I've been is Spain. My brother wants to do a year in France after he finishes school.

On a completely unrelated note, some days I want to buy a one way ticket to England to get away from all the pressure here.

 

The closest I've been to France is Flordia.

 

if you've been to louisiana, you've been closer...

 

Or Eastern Canada.