Here you are you little ******!!

I don't legally own them, and I have to go to private ranges, but they are still there. Well, atleast I have no emotional poblems that would cause me to kill anyone.

 

DU, it is true, if you'd like me to prove it, I'll gladly provide some pcitures of myself, and perhaps a video or two. No one can resist the Vy-ass

 

RUN AWAY!!!!! Vyass is trying to seduce us with his child-porn!!!!!!

 

You know you want a peak.

DU:I forget how this was all started but I didn't tell anyone to boast about myself, just to prove a point since I can't take a joke.

 

(Looks at Vyaas and Du who does weird movements in the air. Sighs, pulls out a shotgun and shots them dead)
Myself i know Splat-fu

 

Jarinor, I am about 230 to 260. It depends on how much I work out the day before due to football.

 

Damn I can't leave you kids alone for a second.

You gain 30lbs from a single workout? Yeah its more like its that time of the month and you are just retaining water.

Hey buddy you don't need to worry about someone taking a swing at you. A stiff breeze would blow you away. 6'2" and 160 what are the worlds skinniest pencil neck?
But seriously after inputting the relevant data (weight x height/age-mental maturity)=
Vyaas- 5'"1 100lbs
Gamenut-5’7" 300lbs 9(get off your ass and go for a run)

 

Just got on the scale...I'm more like 170 lbs now. But really, most of it is muscle so I don't come off as skinny.
230 to 260? What the fuck are you eating? Aren't you like 13 or something? and if you are shorter than me, you have some problems.

 

Puppy fat? In which case just get Rosie to increase her... uhm.. daily exercises . Those puppies should drop right off. :razz:

 

No, I don't have problems. I am just extremely broad and pretty tall. At my shoulders, I an about twice as wide as a normal person at my school;however, most kids at my school only come up to my shoulder though.
Three Dogs, no. I don't retain any water. It just depends on how much they work us coupled with what I eat.

 

I have actually forgotten to be truthful. I think I began it as a brag and then people just kept commenting on it.

 

I'm 11'4", 850 lbs, most of which is penis. The rest of the weight is accounted for by flawless skin and an adamantium skeleton. Yeah, adamantium. The only reason I didn't die when the government was grafting the metal to my frame is because of my supernatural healing ability.

I also have exquisite hair.

I guess I win.

PS - I also hold black belts in martial arts that haven't been invented yet. They're so awesome that I had to travel into the future to learn them.

PPS - I am also only 5 years old, but I'm still smarter than 99.5% of my graduating class at CalTech.

 

I think he meant "Depending on whether I remember to take my helmet and pads off."

 

:lol: To sum things upp: gamenut is wide over the shoulders because he is fat and Yvaas is tall and skinny with large hands and feet. Close too the truth?

 

No, I'm pretty sure I can resist....yep, I just did. Wow, look at that! I resisted.

That's a tasty meatball!

That's a tasty meatball! And you're only 11'4"? That's just the toenail on my small toe!

I AM 100' TALL, *EXACTLY*, AND I EAT MOUNTAINS FOR BREAKFAST BECAUSE THEY HAVE 13432 ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND NUTRIENTS!