Here you are you little ******!!

Don't worry... I can take that

 

just cuz it's not logical doesn't mean i'm not right.

 

Ohh i'm a horrifying warlock. Gonna scare you with my magic potions.

 

Actually, those were typos, I cna in fact spell those words, however my typing skills are atocious. But still, thank you DU you "pedantic fucker" as Milo would say.

 

cna=can
atotious=atrocious

you should really consider learning how to type...

 

With these damn stubby fingers I can't do shit! Try typing when our fingers are larger than the keys on the keyboard. Having fun?

 

Are you some sort of stumpy, malformed, fat, gentically abnormal dwarf freak? Too much chocolate probably......

(No offence to the dwarves out there :razz: )

 

I'm actually 6'2(roughly) 160 lbs(again, roughly, too vain to actually weight myself, but I know I am atleast 6 feet tall and somewhere around 160 lbs.) My hands are huge and so are my feet. This is a problem. I am not at all graceful and bump into things, and my fingers are too huge to fit on any key besides the space bar and the enter key. Thus my uber spacebarring and entering skillz.

 

Jeez, Vyaas! Do you have gigantism?

 

Try sellotaping matchsticks to your fingertips Vyass. I had a friend who trapped his hand in a car door and lost all his fingernail. He couldn't type because his fingers were so sore, so he did this and could then type quite successfully again (after a bit of practice).

 

You sir are a genius. And Dennis:I'm supposed to grow alot more, I'm only 14, and I haven't grown too mucjh since age 12, so I thinka growth spurt is coming up..Watch out! That and I'm a practicioner of the Martial arts and a great boxer.

 

Vyass wrote

Like YeaYea you mean??? :razz:

I wonder if he ever got those wrist-blades..... :roll:

 

No. I can actually kill someone. And Yeayea got those wrist lades all ight, shoved down his neck.

 

I think we need a match up here between the 'young giants' of the forum, or at least those two who claim to be 'young giants'...Namely Vyass and gamenut!

Both claim to be 14 and 13 respectively, both claim to be over 6' tall, 160 pounds for Vyaas, I'm not sure what gamenut is.

Question Vyaas: If you are so clumsy, how are you so good at martial arts? Doesn't that require finesse, grace and skill? How are you such a crack shot with such stubby and unco-ordinated limbs? I can imagine you need the frame you claim to have to carry your ego around in - I've never met someone who claimed so many great things about themself in such a serious fashion.

 

I am great at the martial arts, however, it doesn't mean I'm the most graceful man on the planet. And having stubby fingers has abosolutely nothing to do with shootong. I can pull a trigger just fine, you should see me sometime, you may be lucky enough to have a cap blown into your ass by an expert marksman. Also, when did I say I have un cordinated limbs? It is my huge feet that place me off balance and make me pone to bumping into things.

And, yes, I do need to keep such an ego underwraps, too damn arrogant for my own good. But atleast I can actually do what I say I can. I'm not all talk no walk. Unlike some people oh great Communist Dictator, erhhh...Leader.

 

Vyaas, I don’t mean to scare you or preach to the enlightened; but I hope that you know that gigantism is a serious biological disorder. The physical description you are giving is that of a giant.

 

6'2 a disorder? Nah. I'm just tall. That's it..just tall....

 

I'm a pretty good shot myself Vyaas...The last time I was at a range was 5 years ago, and the only reason I picked up 13 or 14 out of 20 was because I had to balance the Steyr on the ground as a result of my small frame at the time.

If 14 year olds in the USA can own multiple rifles no wonder there are shootings in schools each year. Some people never learn...