Help, Bunkie declared war on me!

Spuddy · Oct 13, 2006

I'm wilfully double-posting just to brag:

:. Battle Perfidy
Attacking Nation: Kartoffelland (Spuddy)
Attacking Soldiers: 45
Attacking Tanks: 0
Attacking Technology: 2.58
Attacking Land Area: 18.063
Attacking DEFCON: 1
Attacking Money: $2,223.94
Battle Odds: 50% Chance of Victory
Defending Nation: Perfidy (Bunkie)
Defending Soldiers: 5
Defending Tanks: 0
Defending Technology: 1.99
Defending Infrastructure: 30.06
Defending Land Area: 22.173
Defending DEFCON: 1
Defending Money: $3,553.56
Battle Odds: 50% Chance of Victory

You cannot attack Perfidy at this time because they do not have enough defending soldiers or enough land area to fight your forces. The government of Perfidy has just been sent into Anarchy due to their lack of security forces. Riots engulf the nation of Perfidy as your soldiers relax and enjoy their victory. Your raiding party has destroyed all defending tanks within Perfidy and destroyed 0.10 technology and 6.01 infrastructure.
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My very first raid... Brings a tear to my eyes.[/quote]

Maximus · Oct 13, 2006

The leadership wants to try one more go at diplomacy, so hold off on your attacks after update unless he attacks anyone again, then its open season. Obviously we cant control a GATO member, but if you want to hold off willingly it will look good for your application.

//EDIT: I posted your battle results Spuddy, good job kicking him in the teeth.

Also, Mathboy, since you're now a member, could you please post your battle results Here?

Spuddy · Oct 13, 2006

Thanks, Mad Max!

Though this was my after-update attempt at attacking. Can't see how Bunkie's going to reply with violence, seeing as how he was in anarchy before update (from my last attack, apparently) and now after it as well.

Woo-hoo! Thanks, Vorak, for getting me into this game. I'm having fun like hell!

DarkUnderlord · Oct 13, 2006

Iboloral vs Perfidy said:

Bunkie, your nation is in Anarchy and your military has been destroyed. You have no-one to blame but yourself for your unprovoked attack against my nation and the retaliation that has been and is being born out against you. As a member of the Grey Council I believe in peace first, war last. Our previous attempts to bring this conflict to an end were met with apathy on your behalf. I am now offering you one final chance to make peace and pay my nation the $1,500 in reparations that you owe. What is your decision? Failure to pay reparations, a lack of response or further attacks against myself and my allies will result in us having no choice but to continue our campaign against you until you are no longer a threat to anyone.
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I await a response. Maximus you might want to send him a message as well if you want outlining the 24 hour deadline. I also can't accept (and don't need) the $1,500 in reparations so I'm happy for someone (Spuddy, mathboy, etc..) to collect it on my behalf.

I won't attack until I either hear a negative response or word of an attack by Bunkie against someone. If after next update there's still no word, it's all guns blazing and I'll happily keep Bunkie in Anarchy for as long as it takes.

Maximus · Oct 13, 2006

Nice verbage, that should be sufficient if he's got a clue, which I doubt.

mathboy · Oct 13, 2006

You cannot attack Perfidy at this time because they do not have enough defending soldiers or enough land area to fight your forces. The government of Perfidy has just been sent into Anarchy due to their lack of security forces. Riots engulf the nation of Perfidy as your soldiers relax and enjoy their victory.
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I wanted to attack!

Spuddy · Oct 13, 2006

DarkUnderlord said:

$1,500 in reparations
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Hang on a minute... Is this how the GC does it? If this were a GATO fight, he'd be forced to pay for everything he'd done: the value of troops killed, infra destroyed, tech stolen, land seized...

Probably he'd also be forced to reimburse your income drops from the days of the war, having stunted your growth. If he was deemed to've been particularly annoying, the final tally would then have been doubled.

Say it ain't true? Fifteen hundred? That's nothing - I could send you that right now, even after paying my taxes and doing my upgrades.

Vorak · Oct 13, 2006

Based on the initial attack damages are calculated and double that figure is demanded, this is open to laster revaluation if needed.

But you must be realistic say for instance you demanded $40 000 he'd have to have $120 000 to be able to send 40 thousand in reparation and with the current state of his ravaged economy it could take months for him to pay back.

The main purpose of reparations isn't so much for rebuilding, the GC helps out with that, reparations are ment to punish aggresors.

Spuddy · Oct 13, 2006

Yes, I know, but GATO has seen reparations up to half a million being paid in installments over two weeks, and similar.

Of course, with heavy damage the figure is realistically scaled or even waived, but $1,500 just sounds so pitiful I'd personally hardly bother.

Vorak · Oct 13, 2006

The guy has nothing left, he isn't supposed to offer to pay up. Its merely an excuse if anyone else complains later, we can say we offered him a way out.

Spuddy · Oct 13, 2006

Ah.

Well, serves me right for being just unpaid muscle rather than a member of the inner circle.

Love the paper trail of good intentions, though. Nice touch.

Vorak · Oct 13, 2006

Anyone can be a member of the inner circle, it just takes initative.

Prove to others that your ideas are worth listening to and they'll give you a chance.

DarkUnderlord · Oct 14, 2006

Kill him.

Bunkie said:

Kiss my ass. You can pay me $1,500.
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Battle #1

:. Battle Perfidy
Attacking Nation: Iboloral (DarkUnderlord)
Attacking Soldiers: 58
Attacking Tanks: 0
Attacking Technology: 3.88
Attacking Land Area: 17.062
Attacking DEFCON: 1
Attacking Money: $7,040.16
Battle Odds: 47% Chance of Victory

Defending Nation: Perfidy (Bunkie)
Defending Soldiers: 56
Defending Tanks: 0
Defending Technology: 1.89
Defending Infrastructure: 24.05
Defending Land Area: 22.357
Defending DEFCON: 1
Defending Money: $2,964.76
Battle Odds: 53% Chance of Victory

Battle Outcome: Defeat
Iboloral Casualties: 18 soldiers / 0 tanks
Perfidy Casualties: 3 soldiers / 0 tanks
Battle Details: Your forces fought bravely but were decisively defeated in battle. There were no land spoils of war captured in this battle. There was no infrastructure destroyed in this battle. There was no technology stolen in this battle. The value of your equipment abandoned in the battle was $211.20. Your forces looted $0.00 from the nation of Perfidy.

Battle #2

:. Battle Perfidy
Attacking Nation: Iboloral (DarkUnderlord)
Attacking Soldiers: 125
Attacking Tanks: 0
Attacking Technology: 3.88
Attacking Land Area: 17.062
Attacking DEFCON: 1
Attacking Money: $5,884.96
Battle Odds: 60% Chance of Victory

Defending Nation: Perfidy (Bunkie)
Defending Soldiers: 52
Defending Tanks: 0
Defending Technology: 1.89
Defending Infrastructure: 24.05
Defending Land Area: 22.357
Defending DEFCON: 1
Defending Money: $3,175.96
Battle Odds: 40% Chance of Victory

Battle Outcome: Victory
Iboloral Casualties: 34 soldiers / 0 tanks
Perfidy Casualties: 41 soldiers / 0 tanks
Battle Details: Your soldiers were triumphant and decisively defeated your enemy in this battle. Your soldiers owe their lives to your hard work as their leader. In your victory your forces captured 0.206 miles of land from Perfidy. They also destroyed 0.962 infrastructure within Perfidy. There was no technology stolen in this battle. The value of your equipment abandoned in the battle was $0.00. Your forces looted $222.32 from the nation of Perfidy.

Spuddy · Oct 14, 2006

Has my screen failed to update? Bunkie's still got 135 troops and is in anarchy, which sounds like identical to what it was last time I checked (before the mathboy-DU fights with him).

Or has he chosen Anarchy as his form of government? ...

Either way, I'm going to hit the sucker in 90mins.

DarkUnderlord · Oct 14, 2006

Yeah, I wonder if it updates sometimes too. Could be Bunkie bought some more troops or updates don't occur sometimes. I had a case previously where the damage I did didn't seem to be reflected in the stats afterwards.

By the way, what's that new war you've got all about?

Maximus · Oct 14, 2006

Persistent little bugger isn't he. Give 'em hell boys!

Spuddy, who's this other GATO guy, a friend of yours?

Spuddy · Oct 14, 2006

Who? What other GATO guy? Let me go check.

Hold, please.

* * * back again:

OK, seems a volunteer stepped in for the endgame. This boy/girl has been itching for a fight for a while, but had trouble finding a suitable opponent, so I guess s/he got tired of waiting and just joined in without telling anyone.

Which would have been a less than great idea under our new rules, had this not been a voluntary war.

DarkUnderlord · Oct 14, 2006

NOOOOO!!!

10/6/2006 6:07:04 PM
"A general dispute"
10/14/2006 *Expired*
Perfidy (Bunkie) Yellow Team
Iboloral (DarkUnderlord) No Team Info
War Expired
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You cannot declare war on Perfidy because they already have their hands full with numerous (3) other wars.
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... and I just bought troops!

Looks like I've got no choice but to leave the fighting up to you guys.

Tell valkyrie9002 to give 'em hell!

Spuddy · Oct 14, 2006

Swell... My results weren't that impressive even though I damaged some infra and land (PM:d to DU in-game), but now my esteemed GATO colleague has messed up the plans.

First s/he attacks without alerting others to this, even though we're carrying a whole thread just for the Bunkie war, then valkyrie bumps DU out of the war, and then s/he still hasn't attacked.

In all seriousness, this could be the end of my involvement, too, seeing as the original complainant combattant (DU) is no longer in the war. Fine mess for my platoon commander to sort through.

At least I kicked Bunkie twice more, but fuck GATO if they now want me to bribe him to get out of the war. (damn these helpful valkyries)

DarkUnderlord · Oct 14, 2006

GATO want you to bribe him? What on Earth for?

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