Hello!

I must disagree! the ass is very important to ones sitting abilities

 

no josh, you can still sit with no ass, just not very comfortably and besides the sherrif's ass doesn't like it when you sit on him....... it makes him cranky and that makes me excited and sweaty

 

Lets Get Dangooruss

 

Well, sitting on my ass is one of my preferred positions, but when the ass isn't available, I just have to make other arrangements. A nice comfy sofa makes a decent substitute. Of course, now my ass is back, I can sit my ass on the sofa. It takes up a lot of room, though, as you'd expect.

 

I got to confess that i love my ass, could not live without it nor sitt without it neither.
And i low to kick other people in the ass
(Kicks someone in the ass)

 

It's all very well for you to love your ass, but I have to put up with everyone loving my ass. I'm sure coverting your neighbour's ass is against some Biblical law or other ...

 

Wouldn't being on your ass which is on a comfy sofa be even more comfortable? I mean, if your ass if comfortable, then surely you are too...

How does Lysa feel about you sitting on your ass all day though? Doesn't she ever want a go at it?

 

Trust an Aussie to be the first to bring up a threesome with an ass.

 

Lysa is more in favour of harranging my ass for not having done chores.

 

Welcome to sacred institution of Marriage. Kind of reminds one of another institution.

 

yeah, as in mental. Well, one institution will quickly drive you to the other.

 

I was thinking more like the JUSTICE SYSTEM! A.ka. the DIVORCE COURTS!

 

If it wouldn't be too much of an imposition, I would very much like to pound your ass, Fatman.

Asses pounding in excess of 350 pounds bring a premium and, if you're willing, I could peddle your ass on the open market, hopefully netting a nice profit for both of us.

 

I think we've done all the jokes about phrases involving an ass that we can, excpet kissing one ass, which you should, to show how much you love it

 

You sit on a donkey? (ok lame but oh well)

 

due to your bad pun skills, I'm afraid I must now spank you like a red-headed step child liveing in a trailer park in deep alabama

 

leave my relatives out of this!

 

none shall be spared from the making of odd discriptions!

 

You guys really just don't get the ass thing do you? I'd like to link you to the thread where it started, but I can't find it. Want to help me out here Milo/Sheriff/anyone who knows where it is?

 

ass=donkey

Think Shrek and you'll get the humor of it.

(that's not to you Jarinor)