Hello

Damn it, Xiao!
You made me look up 'ponce'.
Once I got past all the Puerto Rico references I finally got it.

Also, armor? Maybe.
Nomex? Yes.

Bell Hooks, welcome to T-A.
You don't seem like the type to run off whining after the inaugural 'fuck offs', so I see some hope for you.

*clears throat*
Fuck OFF!

P.S. *points at Xiao*
Stay on her good side and I won't have to bury you in her yard...
*surveys a yard very full of mounds*
..in her neighbors yard.

 

I didn't really think it was.
The posts Bell Hooks make lack a certain amount of hauteur and laurels that were sprinkled in Garmgarf's posts.

 

Haha, I can tell you in all honesty i am not a "hooker", nor would I ever be. I have a high level of intolerence towards them. I really dont like the idea of paying money to have sex with some junkie with stretch marks around her mouth and months old truckers seamen still rotting inside her cauldren.
However, they do make for quite the punching bags so they have their uses. Ohhh dear, I really am starting to sound like a politician now.

This forum is amazing. I can only compare it to what I imagine joining a terrorist cell would be like. You people, delectable as you are, make me feel like a jew at a Nazi christmas party. Hatred is clearly present but you dont wnat to end the party so soon. As such, you will tolerate such a "lowley creature...".

 

Godwin's law for the win! Nevertheless, interesting comparison.

I guess I'm the only one around here who would be quite content if for some reason GarmGarf decided to return, eh?
:notices several shotguns which came out of nowhere and are all pointing at his direction:
Ah, I see.

 

Godwin indeed.

BTW, I have nothing against Garmgarf.
As a matter of fact I credit him for many hours of entertainment.
In fact, I have a popcorn bowl with his name on it.

 

This Garmgarf sounds an interesting person. I shalll have to look at some of his posts.

 

If you're a reasonable human being, prepare to cringe at his stated views and opinions.

 

Upon reflection, some of his views seemed fair enough but he seemed to express them in a very "Preachy" fasion. Although the content of what he was saying was sometimes interesting and dare I say it, insightful, he seemed to talk like a jehovah witness. This is why, after about 15 minuites of reading his posts, i have grown tired of him and feel like slamming a large door in his face.

 

*insane Naga/Shantotto laugh, seeing as how she honestly can't tell them apart any more...* Oh, I think you'll fit in fine. I'm still gonna call you May, though, as you really do remind me of him. *wanders off in search of Top Gear*

 

Haha, i would suggest "Dave". It seems to be the very home of Top Gear these days and witty banter of course.

 

Good day to you, my good sir.

 

Most of the forum thought that pretty much everything Garf said was total bullshit while the way we wrote was making them irritated, euphemistically said. I roughly understood his way of thinking and agreed with him on some aspects, while not minding the way he wrote, sometimes even enjoying it. Two extremities, as you can see. You on the other hand seem to notice some sense in his words, but are against him merely because of not liking the way they were said. Tsk-tsk, I'd say, but can't say I don't understand that as well. Quite possibly he would be at least neutral for most of his opponent if his speeches weren't so - I'll allow myself to quote you - preachy.

 

Haha, well i must say, I'm in general, never really against someone. Not unless they are of some political importance and share a single braincell with a potato. (But thats ok, the Mr Bush lost his presidency ages ago now. I still however, cannot understand the American population. They spend ages voting against a chimp like bush and then they replace him with an ape!)
Like I said, I only really read about 15 minuites worth of posts from him. I am of course judging him based on first impressions. I take it he is gone completely now by the way?

 

I have not idea where he is gone to he just suddenly disappeared. *looking in someone’s garden* No he is not there.

 

I PM'd a bit with Garf not that long before his mysterious disappearance and by what he said it looked like he didn't plan to leave TA any time soon.

:glances at Xz's post:

Hmmm...

And to think we've made the mistake of believing her.

 

Interestingly, this relates to today's Cyanide & Happiness.



We're pretty much locking down Yuki's guilt with circumstantial evidence here.

 

Your stupid riddle that I can use Google to find the answer isn't going to impress me. Until you post a video on Youtube of you landing the fucking plane in Top Gun will I care to read anymore of your post.

 

Say, do you actually have an altarnate answer to that (other than a shroud or anything else in that way of thinking), or do you in fact know no other answer, yet will announce "Yes, you are correct, that's exactly what I was thinking about" when someones will deduce anything matching?