Hello I'm new here

*cackles like a loony and applauds*

My dear fellow, I dare say that we shall get along famously! Your wit is as sharp as a razor blade dipped in lemon juice!

 

I always find the quantity to dip a blade in is an annoyance to conveniently find. Solution: Slice a lemon. That way, you get the desired sadistic edge and the means to enjoy an upper-middle class drink when you're done. Mmm, synergistic. This is just theory though.

Honest.

 

My God, I am trapped in a room with lunatics!

 

Neitzche would love this forum. (And I know it's probably spelt wrong, but fuck it, I have better things to do.)

 

I can think of a good few people who would love this forum. Although I must admit, Nietzsche does rank high. Well, we'll all be fine as long as the Germans we mention don't appear on the payroll for the Schutzstaffel.

 

There was no holocaust?

 

Just a little attempted genocide.

 

I believe the score stands at 7-6, Yuk-Yuk.

Minuos: Welcome. You seem to've a decent sense of humor. I also like your idea of making terrorization even more efficient by combining ones love of upper-middle-class drinks with wit.


Zanza: Aahhahahaaha. Hahahaaaahhaa. Hah.

 

Thanks for the welcome, DarkFool. As for my thought trail, well, let's just say my innovations go into procrastinating more than anything. If only I had a way of harnessing it for life progression. Doesn't seem like I'm the only one though.

Comforting to know I don't have to drag you all down to my level. You've been there longer than I have!

 

*chuckle* Oh yes, I definately like you. You're funny, snarky and cynical. I think we're going to be good friends, you and I.

(That sounds so fucking creepy in my head. It doesn't help that Roger 'Best Fucking Master EVER No Competition' Delgado seems to be saying it in my head.)

 

Welcome Minuos.
You'll do fine here.
Just one thing to pass on.
*points at Xiao's lap, foot of bed, couch, front and back yards, stash of fresh chocolate chip cookies, rubber balls*
Those are mine. :x
*points at DF's Volvo*
That's up for grabs.

 

Actually, it died at 35mph today, so I'm buying a new car. It will soon be up for grabs. :cry:

 

Is this a result of Escalade contamination?
Sorry for your loss.

 

*snigger*

AK_Marty:
Arcanum has been out of retail since June last year. Good luck even finding it on ebay.

 

Thanks for the welcome, and point taken. I'll keep out of your territory.
As for the dying Volvo though, well...I'd not have much use for it even if it ran smoothly...

 

Please note, before the pain rains down upon me, I never used the word "territory".
I mean, it's implied, but I never used that word.

 

*chuckle* My puppy. *cuddles* Torment the puppy and die. Grrrr... oh, what's the point? I so bad at that... (Why yes, I have been hanging out with a certain depressed elven enchanter lately, how did you guess?)

Stay out of my alchemy lab. Things tend to explode and I'm working on something quite... interesting now.

(From somewhere far away, a certain depressed elf can be heard to claim 'We're doomed'. *snicker*)

 

I want a puppy. :/

 

Possibly.

Xiao: Glad to know you got the Emo Moonblade wielder out and about.

Yuki: Woof.



PD: Not actually. It's just an old, beat to death car. It's at almost 190k miles.