Hello Everyone.

First of all, my web browser doesn't block words like tits, fuck, ass, cunt, shit, cock, or pussy. And yes, I did say something, just a little about my self, like my name, and stuff. There is a way to disable smilies by the way, just thought I'd let you know. (you seem to dis-like them so much.) Maybe we'll talk a bit more, later, when your not in such a bad mood.

 

I'm so glad you're here to tell us these things.

Please tell me you actually are a female so I can let that slide.

 

I like you, Mr. Nobodie. But only because of your joke thread.

I'm still in 2003. It's taking me a while to get through it all. I'm the life of the party for about 25 more pages, though.

EDIT: Also, I like Shota, too. Don't be a jackass, Japes. Your love for Vyenna is strong, but you need to control these emotions of jealousy you feel.

 

OH THE BURN!


not

 

Yes, I miss the sweet sweet tastiness of the dessert.

But what kind of show are we running here when nobody but nobodie wants to even take a swipe at the newbie? It builds character! At this rate we're going to end up with a bunch of mewling weenies for a member base. Whatever, I've taken my stab and will put away my e-sword (for now). I'm not an asshole you know, I just like to take a shit every once in a while.

Oh, and I'm sorry you got caught in the crossfire Vyenna, but seriously, why no photos?

 

Japes' try was one of the best so far though. Playing on emotions is probably the way to go. As well as doing it when I least expect it. :roll:

 

I must ask, has Vyenna posted a picture of her face at all? That's the first step. ^_^

 

...in determining if there is any more of her you're interested in seeing.

 

The first step in the birth of a stalker.

 

Why have the newbie yet not been fragged?

I think I was flamed with several posts for just showing up on the forum.

 

That's because you make it so appealing.

 

It's true! Usually, one finds that nipples are scientifically comparable to breasts!

Let's create an equation or two!
If face >= hot then nipples >= nice.
If face <= hot then nipples < nice.
If face < pretty then nipples = not worth seeing.*


*there are, occasionally, exceptions to this. I, for one, can't really bring myself to go after a girl with a nice body if her face doesn't match, and her personality isn't tolerable. Mind you, I'm currently at over a year with the same girl, so I guess it's a moot point...

 

In reference to the nice body/ugly face problem, I think Pablo Francisco put it pretty well when he said,

 

That's what we call a butterface. As in:

 

I think he was trying to make a less than/greater than or equal to sign...
like >.

I cheated.