Heeey

Was it you and Vorak that HAD to have the Mr Green smilie? Or it might of been at MPP.

Finally someone else who hasn't "grown up" yet so to speak. Peh moderation.....gay.

 

There is a chance of backfire in the future.

 

See how such a nice conversation arose from a pure example of idiocy?

I must admit that it was my intention from the beginning.

 

It would of arose eventually.
But thanks for being the catalyst.

Bullshit.

 

I'm pretty good friends with most types of alcohol, I know to give respect to each of them, and to stay the fuck away from that psycho Methyl alcohol or he'll blind me.

With that said, I thoroughly enjoyed this thread and I wish more people would post drunkenly, and with such impeccable spelling.

As for me, the last time I was drunk near a computer I was playing WoW and I decided my little avatar needed to get just as sauced as I was! Mistake. I quickly became motion sick as the camera followed my wobbly computerized counterpart, and I had to retire to my dog's favorite watering hole, the toilet. The good news is, I finished four quests while unable to speak one word sentences.

 

How about almost every thread I made, prior to this account? :lol:

 

Faithful, as in, you have a relationship with someone where sex wouldn't be considered incest, and instead of calling this person up and cashing in some brownie points your faithfullness has gotten you, you instead choose to get on the pipes and blurt out to an uninterested world how sloshed you are?

Wtf? When you eat dinner, do you use the sharp side or the blunt side of the knife to cut your food?

 

Well, I cashed in some brownie points earlier that day and she complained that she has a college exam the next day in the morning, so she went early to bed and not to the concert with me.

So I got home, alone , blurted out to an uninterested world how sloshed I was.
Even she laughed at me for making this thread. :lol:

To answer the other question, I always cut food with the blunt side just to enjoy the futileness of the act.

Your welcome.

Bullshit? No shit.

 

I use a safety knife.

 

You mean that's not what the edge of my fork is for?

 

Behold the SPLAYD!

 

My mom bought them for me for Christmas last year. I had to pretend to be grateful, despite really feeling insulted.

 

She just doesn't want you to get cut despite your over-zealous nature of rending edibles.