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  1. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Vorak, Apr 18, 2007
    Vorak, Apr 18, 2007
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    Never ask me for directions either, I've got no idea where I ended up sending those tourists but it wasn't where they wanted to go. But that was probably due to my inability to remember street names and rely on vague descriptions of landmarks instead.
     
    Vorak, Apr 18, 2007
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  2. Blinky969

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    Blinky969, Apr 18, 2007
    Blinky969, Apr 18, 2007
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    Yea, go down a few blocks, there's going to be a building on the side made out of building materials, you should probably turn there. Go down a little more, not too much, just about enough that you'd be like, ok, in another minute or so this is going to be too much, but not right now, that's when you make a left, or it might be a right, look to see which side of the street the livestock are on, and then you'll be like RIGHT there. Well, in the general vicinity.
     
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  3. rosenshyne

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    rosenshyne, Apr 18, 2007
    rosenshyne, Apr 18, 2007
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    best directions i ever gave:

    go up high school hill, that's not the name, but i don't know the name, take a right at the place that used to be a church but now it's not, go past the cat store, park next to the train park, and walk till you get to the second bar. it's behind that.
     
    rosenshyne, Apr 18, 2007
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  4. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Dark Elf, Apr 18, 2007
    Dark Elf, Apr 18, 2007
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    Whenever I'm in Botsmark visiting my dad, and go out for a walk, I suddenly turn into a magnet for people who look for directions, especially people who want to know where other people live (why they cannot simply use their cellphone instead of asking me is beyond me). Problem is, while there are only 197 people living in Botsmark, and I used to live there for about 19 years, I don't know the fuck who people are or where they live. I'm just good like that.
     
    Dark Elf, Apr 18, 2007
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  5. wobbler

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    wobbler, Apr 19, 2007
    wobbler, Apr 19, 2007
    #25
    Maybe they know this and just wanna see you reaction:p
     
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  6. Wolfsbane

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    Wolfsbane, Apr 19, 2007
    Wolfsbane, Apr 19, 2007
    #26
    I'm actually quite good at giving directions. I just happen to know where a lot of things are, and where lots of people live, so I can find and help others find a heck a lot of places.

    Thing is, nobody ever asks me for directions. It doesn't bug me, but it's kind of ironic.
     
    Wolfsbane, Apr 19, 2007
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  7. Grossenschwamm

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    Grossenschwamm, Apr 19, 2007
    Grossenschwamm, Apr 19, 2007
    #27
    Maybe people don't ask you because of how good you say you are.
     
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  8. Jungle Japes

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    Jungle Japes, Apr 22, 2007
    Jungle Japes, Apr 22, 2007
    #28
    My next post will put me at 666. Isn't that exciting?
     
    Jungle Japes, Apr 22, 2007
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  9. Dark Elf

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    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
    #29
    How many goats do you want me to sacrifice?
     
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  10. Xz

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    Xz, Apr 22, 2007
    Xz, Apr 22, 2007
    #30
    First you go into the fields and burn a large pentagram in the crop. Then you sacrifice a goat at each point, before you sacrifice the farmer in the middle of the pentagon.

    After you've done this, you should call the police and tell them what you've done so that they make sure you never do such heinous things again. :p
     
    Xz, Apr 22, 2007
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  11. Dark Elf

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    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
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    Wouldn't it be better if I rigged to evidence to point at someone else?
     
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  12. Xz

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    Xz, Apr 22, 2007
    #32
    For you, yes, for everyone else, no.
     
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  13. Dark Elf

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    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
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    Yes?
     
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  14. Xz

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    Xz, Apr 22, 2007
    Xz, Apr 22, 2007
    #34
    It depends on whether you're communist or capitalist. If you're the former, go incriminate yourself, if you're the latter, don't.
     
    Xz, Apr 22, 2007
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  15. Dark Elf

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    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
    #35
    Bree is sacrificing goats and farmers and blaming it on everyone else?

    WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD?
     
    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
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  16. Anonymous

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    Anonymous, Apr 22, 2007
    Anonymous, Apr 22, 2007
    #36
    What? Have I missed something here?? :)
     
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  17. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
    #37
    Under a communist regime, should the government provide its citizens with five goats and a farmer for sacrificial purposes per annum?

    Sir, I believe you have some constitutional updating to do.
     
    Dark Elf, Apr 22, 2007
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  18. Anonymous

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    Anonymous, Apr 23, 2007
    Anonymous, Apr 23, 2007
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    So you mean that I should add a line in my goddamlong constitution that says that state will give every citizens five goats and a farmer per citizen per annum?

    Woah, that is like 25065 goats and 5013 farmers to just give away... kinda capitalistic...
     
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  19. Blinky969

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    Blinky969, Apr 23, 2007
    Blinky969, Apr 23, 2007
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    So high numbers make for capitalistism? Um, no, you douchebag, that isn't capitalistic at all.

    Communism is giving away 25,065 goats and 5,013 farmers. Capitalism is allowing companies to engage in a selling war in which the cost of goats and farmers directly relates to your supply and demand of them, all the while imposing a sales tax at each level of the transactions and using the revenue thereof to make communist countries look stupid for just giving it away.
     
    Blinky969, Apr 23, 2007
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  20. Anonymous

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    Anonymous, Apr 23, 2007
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    Well, any communist country would't "just give away" anything so...
     
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