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Better than a razor? You have to leave that stuff on for several minutes (5-10), and the hair might be back the next day due to how deep the cream is able to work.

I may as well shave against the grain every day for the same results. I'll have just as much irritation (maybe less, I'm not allergic to shaving soap and steel) as if I had used a cream, and it'll only take a few minutes to do it.

 

That's what I was using all along - still I wouldn't recommend it, even though it has stopped my hairs growing back quickly I have about 20 ingrown ones now. It's not pretty.

 

Oops, my bad... Maybe you're using a wrong brand of the cream? Once I tried a cream called Depilan, and it worked great and I had no problems with that. Sure, I only used that on my chest and armpits, but it should work down there as well.

 

How unnatural of you, Crypton. Why not shave your head as well? You are clearly a feminine metrosexual with boobs.

 

That's Crypton's avatar sorted then.

 

I couldn't find any gorillas.

EDIT: If by the time you guys look in this thread the image has been removed, I would suppose imageshack has a decided aversion to hairless chimps. This is image two.

 

I was thinking something more like this:


Asexual gorilla

 

Smuel, this forum is supposed to be safe for work - how do you expect me to walk around now after you posted such intense erotic imagery? I'm going have to wait at least 20 minutes before standing up again, all the while scouring the internet for pictures of chairs or other such items to cool me down. You just never think do you?













Also, the same to you too Gross.

 

I think I'm asexual now.

 

Just thought I'd say that "breasts" is quite self-deprecating in this context, especially in light of Smuel's suggestion.

Breasts are never made of muscles. If they were, the breast enlargement industry would consist of barbells and weight plates.

 

@Grossenschwamm: Isn't that a female gorilla? A shaved one?



This is more like me, except my Willie is not that small. Really.

Edit: So how do you call those "breasts" in English? Because I've heard people calling them this way before.

 

We do call them breasts, Crypton. You have impressively well-developed breasts, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

To avoid the womanly connotation, you can call them pecs, or pectorals, or just your chest, or in most cases, don't call them anything at all so no one will accuse you of overcompensating.

 

No, that would be a male chimp with a mutation that prevents him from growing hair. The whole point of the hairless chimp is the whole humans as "hairless apes" thing, the one problem being it's the wrong species of ape in the photo.

Pecs, pectorals. Never breasts (unless you have gynecomastia). Sometimes moobs.

 

Well, I know a word pectoral, but I thought that it's a medical term that isn't used in a normal non-geeky conversation. We do normally call them a "breasts" in Czech.

Btw, so why is there a word such as "breaststroke"? It's a name of discipline for both men and women swimmers, right?

@Smuel: Thanks for making fun of me... :/

 

You just admitted to wilfully having sex with an animal. How did you think that would work in your favour?

 

www.furcadia.com

I'll just leave this here.

And maybe you will then just leave.

 

I want to click but I am hesitant because I am in the middle of applying for the police...

 

You just went down several levels in my esteem, Zanza.

Why join the police? Trying to source better drugs or just enjoy beating minorities?

Oh, and Crypton, no english speaking male describes his pecs as breasts, even if he does employ breaststroke. Others might consider very large pectoral muscles to qualify as 'marvellous manboobs' but that term is usually reserved for obese men or those with hormonal imbalances, or both.