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As Muro said, among others, you do not have to shave it completely. IIf you have thick and very dark pubic hairs and shave them, it'll likely look like a hundreds of black points.

 

Can tell when Crypton is mad, he writes like Arthgon.

 

Once had someone tell me trimming his pubes visually added at least an inch to his piece, depending on the length of time between trimming.

I thought quite loudly that he waited too long.

Before you wonder why that became a topic of conversation (or perhaps after, considering you've read it), he was the kind of guy to commit necrophilia within a D&D game. So really, par for the course.

 

I never understood the idea of visually adding inches, surely the only time a woman is going to see your member is before the act itself but by then haven't your attempts to ensnare a woman to mate with already succeeded? I suppose if it is the difference between your penis looking 2 inches long with hair and 3 inches long visually without then it might help stifle a laugh when you first expose yourself, but still.

 

Look, I only mentioned that because it too was from a movie, and it was amusing in context.

"Guys, shave that shit up, visually, you'll gain an inch or two."

other gems from that film include:

"Guys, if you're taking her up the ass, pull out and cum on her back. She'll thank you, later."

"If you don't have a condom, try this." *pretends to put on one with sound effects* "She'll never know the difference!"

 

Clearly you have never worked in pornography.

 

Maybe I did but just worked in films for people who had a hair fetish, you don't know!

 

The most common dick trick in porn is a shorter guy with a larger than average penis. 7 inches on a guy who's 5'5 looks pretty impressive, especially when compared to a guy who's 6'5" with the same length member.

 

*Takes notes for future... erm... projects*

 

7 inches on a 5'5 guy is pretty impressive, considering the average is 5 inches and 5'8ish.

Similarly, if you are 6.5 feet tall and only have a 7 inch penis, you have a small penis.

It's all proportions, bro. My rule of thumb is at least 1.10 inches per foot.

 

5 inches is small no matter your height.

 

Grakelin speaks the truth, thank god I'm 12 foot tall.

 

According to this long and well-sourced Wikipedia article, 5.5 seems to be about the average.

Hey, let's have a contest and see who gets furthest past the average. Pics required for proof, obv.

 

Always thought 7 was meant to be average. Used to pride myself on being above average but now its like I'm just taking the piss with how enormous I am. Drog is lucky I'm not in China.

 

I didn't say it was small, I said it looked less impressive. And, considering the origin of the phrase, "rule of thumb," I'm assuming you cut a thumb-width switch and use it to whip anyone not conforming to your idealized proportions. Thank heavens for my good genes.

 

I assume that Frigo already would've done this, if he had the chance. Right?

 

Ah, dick measuring contests on the internet. Did you know that this phenomenon dates all the way back to 1637, when a fellow called Fermat scribbled the following on a page of a book:

"My eminent tool is larger than anyone else's, and I have discovered a truly marvellous diagram to prove this, but alas this margin is too small to contain it."