Happy Fuckin' Easter

i got hit by a car today. some old shit rammed our car as me, my mother in law, my sister in law, and the baby came home from church. scared the shit out of me. luckily it was really light, but i have to go buy a new damn car seat, you can see the stress fractures in the old one. the guy was like 77 years old, even walked with a fucking cane. luckily my MIL drives a Chrysler, those things are solid. anyway,

Happy Easter, and God Bless

or, if you're not into that sort of thing,

May the Easter Bunny bring you much Chocolate

 

JEEZ.Way to start a post, I thought you PERSONALLY were hit by a car. Glad to hear everyone is ok though.

 

well, i'm still pissed, so i'm going for shock value. buggery old bastard got my motherly instincts all riled up.

 

I've got you beat on the twisted symbolism front: My fucking RABBIT died, and nobody will sell me a new one on account of it being Easter and they think I just want a novelty pet.

So yeah, happy fucking Easter indeed!

EDIT: Here he is as a baby with my kitten. I dare you not to find this cute. Quethim, shut up.

 

Eh...why did you tell me to shut up...?

I wasn't going to say anything =/


I usually never lie...so I wouldn't say "That's not cute," for I think it is...

EDIT: I'm still wondering why you told me to shut up...people just don't like me.

 

join the club. At least YOU got your old account back, I'm having to use a new one. :cry:

 

It's because Easter is a pagan holiday honoring Ostra or however you want to spell it, goddess of the dawn, rebirth, reincarnation, and fertility. They didn't even bother changing the name.... Anyway, eggs are fertility symbols. Eat up. And yes, people are mad, and stupid, and not nearly as highly evolved as they like to imagine.

Q, in the past I have known you to express a desire to kick small cute fluffy animals, rather than risk being slobbered on.

 

At my place they just say that the egg is a symbol of new life.

 

That, and rabbits fuck a lot. Oh yeah, I took your dare, and I won - I didn't find the picture cute. Then again, I haven't watched Bambi, which may account for my current lack of a soul. I'm pretty sure I'd laugh at all the wrong parts though .

 

I didn't find that picture cute either. The rabbit looks like it has a gun pointed to its head, and the cat's eyes are fucking evil!

Edit: Is it just me, or does the picture of the bunny look like it's photshopped in?

 

Canis, what kind of cat is that? Is it a Turkish Angora by any chance? I love them! I have two and they are the funniest kitties. Anyway, I'm sorry about your bunny.

I hid easter eggs with my dad for Easter, then we giggled like school girls when my mom and sister couldn't find them. I also worked on an english project (blah) and went out with some friends.

 

Its always good to hide hardboiled eggs around someone's home and then dare them to find them all. I think the best part is the one you don't find until a week or so later, and then you can't locate anything but the smell.

Easter is the crappiest holiday.

That was a cool picture though Canis.

 

For all those people that dont find cute furry animals particulary cute or furry, consider this lttle chappy...



Also here's something from those ever lovable Olson slut's... i mean twins...



Ever wondered if cat's are as innocent as they seem???



And finally for those of you who have trouble's transporting your beloved member of the family around, here's something that you might find useful... actually this post's getting a little big so out of respect to the 56ker's i won't show it, but you can click here.

 

That tabby tote is classic.

My god, where can I get one? That sure kicks the crap out of leashes.

 

He's supposed to be a Ragdoll, but I have my doubts. He hasn't got the nice fur or the limp reflex, and is one of the most violent animals I've ever known. I think his Ragdoll mother went out prowling one night and mated with a wildcat or something. He and his sister were the only kittens in their litter because they were so huge, and none of their other relatives act anything like them. He HOWLS on top of neighbors' roofs for crying out loud. No way is he a pure Ragdoll.

Wolf, you're right about the cat being evil (well not evil really, just an asshole), but HOW does the bun look Photoshopped in?
How about this one? I am not that good with Photoshop, trust me.

 

Dogs, I hate dogs.

But I wouldn't kick them, I don't remember saying I would either...

But I'm a cat person, I love cats.

 

I don't know if you've all missed it, or if you unlike me, yet, are just ignoring wolf, but what in the fuck are you talking about you dumbass?

 

Nobodie, I find the don't h8 picture cut. I'm not as cynical as Jar, I just didn't find it cute. Canis, I'm not saying that picture looks much like it's edited, just it didn't reallylook like it would be hard to take a pic of that cat and edit the bunny in. It kind of looks like you just put the buny in front of the cat.
Blinky, what the fuck are talking about?

 

Yes, because I have nothing better to do with my time than to manufacture semi-attractive photos of small animals.

Skepticism is generally a good trait to possess, but you could at least display some discretion in the things you choose to overanalyze.