Precisely how he liked things. Happy Birthday, Harry Houdini. Hope you're partying like there's no tomorrow.
Hey, has anyone heard of the sex-move called the Houdini? It's when you're having sex with a woman from behind so she can't see you (while in front of a window), switch with a friend, walk out of the room and go out in front of the window and wave to the woman while shouting "Houdini!" in unison with your friend. Well, that's the "epic" Houdini.
I've heard that performing a Houdini involves spitting on a woman's back to lead her to believe that you've already ejaculated and when she turns around, that's when you ejaculate in her face.
Whenever I'm ejaculating on the face of a woman who has played Unreal Tournament, I shout "Headshot!". If it's a threesome I shout "Dominating!". And yes, it is 100% true because the word "whenever" also covers an incidence count of zero.
Again, the above is utterly nonsensical for numerous reasons, which takes the humour out of it; for me, at least.
