Happy Birthday To Me...

Maybe I should have said "finding the time to find one".

 

I'm 21 and have still never even tried to buy beer.

 

I only drink because I like the feeling of being drunk. I don't do it to amplify anything else I might be doing, because alcohol slows down nerve responses, making certain activities tougher...

And you didn't catch any of the sarcasm in Blinky's post.

 

Not a bit.

That said, since all your opinions suck, why should we assume your opinion about what is fun is any different?

 

Because a friend of mine that acutally parties treid to drink coffe instead of alcohol once.

He said it was awesome.

 

Wow, you're friend sounds like an emo little bastard. We have parties like that here in the states. Emo little bastards go to them.

Look wobbles, I'm joking. If you haven't realized that, you might consider studying up a tad on me, you'll realize this sort of thing happens a lot. If you like sobriety, rock your prepubescent ass out with that. I too, enjoy the feeling of sobriety every now and then; for instance I'm sober now since I'm at class. That said, you'd do significantly better to assume that simply because you don't like the multifarious forms of intoxication available to you, another person might, for equally sound reasoning.

That said, since caffeine is unquestioningly a drug, you also can't say that a bunch of kids knocking back expressos are technically 'sober'; artificially giving yourself adhd doesn't constitute living on the straight and narrow.

 

I offer you but one word: NyQuil

 

i see your nyquil and raise you a dramamine.

 

Not what I know about.


And blinky, I was mearly saying, that seeing your friends stumbling around ddrunk as hell when you are not quite that drunk, you can have alot of fun with them.

 

I can't compete with that. I fold.

The same can be said of differing levels of bakedness as well.

 

Probaly. Really don't care.

 

You should've specified, because you're right. It's a ton of fun just watching how sloshed your friends are without joining in.

 

Unless they have a chain-reaction at being sick in your car.....

There are few things that nauseate me more than the smell of a drunk's vomit.

 

Well, if you are living 10 minutes walk from the party, and don't have a car, you are not gonna use it, so it's all right.

 

Huh.

What about an entire table full of swallowed goldfish, still alive enough to be throw into a fishbowl?

 

Both, good sir!

And ipecac. A lot of ipecac.

 

heh....................wut?