Happy Birthday To Me...

Well cool for you

We can pretend the party is was at last night were for you

 

Congrats!

 

You just made all the American 18 year olds cry. They have 3 more years until they can buy beer.

 

Hey Fish, there are still places where 18 year olds can buy 3.2 beer. Ohio is one.

It's watered-down recycled goat piss, but when you're 18, it's beer.

 

Beer, with less than 6 percent alcohol?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Brewing_Company

Their beers range from 4.4% to over 11%, and are delicious.

 

For some reason I thought you were older than that... anyway don't forget to tip your birthday whore.

 

Extra Stout please.
After reading this 28 never felt so good.

 

I haven't had trouble actually buying beer or liquor since 16. Y'all are slacking.

 

I have never even tried to buy beer or liquor.

 

That's because you're a loser who doesn't do what everybody else is doing.

 

Trust me, it is much more fun being sober. You should try it sometime.

Besides, I'm not alone.

 

I think liquor is better in a fireball than in my stomach. Then again, that's just because I haven't found a fire-eater who'll take me for an apprentice.