Happy Birthday To ME!

Touche good sir. Touche.

 

And do your Volcanic Rock Men get eruptions when they get horny?

[Edit=That was so bad that I'm going to disappear for a couple of days.]

 

Well, oddly enough that's a double entendre. Eruptions=erections or eruptions=...eruptions. Haw!
I tried my hand at volcanic rock men...the best I got was a Galvanic Cobblestone Legion. Not nearly as impressive...except for the last part. It's all about numbers.

 

Asbestos. It's all about the asbestos. I'd suggest giving your more valued employees some breath masks if they're human and therefore susceptible to mesothelioma. I was surprised at the reduction of fires in my workplace when the carpeting and walls were completely coated.

 

Tsst, those volcanic whatnots stand no chance against my ninja-spiders. They'll just throw a melt-and-flame proof kunai/shutiken at the bugger, and he's down for counting.
I tell you, those spiders are fucking crazy!

 

Spiders ARE pretty tasty...

 

Not the ninja ones. They're highly poisonous, and they tend to explode when they die, wich is not too often. Last time it happened the government called it "Hiroshima" and took the responability for it.

 

Same thing happened with Nagasaki, except it wasn't spiders and I'm sorry.

 

I still can't go within 100 yards of a Lamaze class.

 

It may have killed my spider? No, no, you misunderstood; the spider caused the explosion when it died. It was one of those samurai-goats that got a lucky swing at my poor spider and killed it.

 

Thank God the goats all died when your spider exploded. They were starting to go after my biscuits (the kind you take out of an oven).

 

Yep. Fucking biscuit-stealing goats. Got what they deserved, they did.

 

You try and tell them off, and all they hear is "Who wants cake?".
They all want cake.

 

And pie, them hungry little bastards. They eat pie like maniacs. But my Hiroshima spider showed them, it sure did. No more Biscuit-Cake-Pie-Eating/Stealing Goats here, it ain't. Good riddance.