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  1. Bunny

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    Awww... My Pinky and the Brain.

    *hugs DE and Vorak*
     
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  2. Vorak

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    I didn't forget anything, they were on the computer terminal in Swamp Base 7, which as you should remember, sunk.

    All current operations are based in Volcano Base 9.
     
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  3. Dark Elf

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    ... which reminds me, we have to order more asbestos jumpsuits for our men.
     
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  4. Xiao_Caity

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    I can get you those. How many do you need? (Discounts for evil geniuses who order in bulk!)
     
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  5. Grossenschwamm

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    Mmmm...bulk. You don't happen to have any spools of razor wire with blades dipped in ebola, do you?
     
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  6. Wolfsbane

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    Do you need ninja-trained spiders or any other sorts of spiders? I'm the master trainer of spiders. Just give me an order and you'll recieve it in a week.
     
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  7. Telcontar

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    How the hell do you train spiders?
     
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  8. Xz

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    Hello, we're pedophiles, we want to ride trains naked without paying.
     
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  10. Vorak

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    Woah, Telcontar?

    Right the rules here are simple, don't do anything stupid, like posting a damn thing.

    See what you did this time, you got Xz and mathboy all excited about pedophiles in the middle of a nice discussion about bulk buy evil goods.

    By the way Xiao, we'll take 500 to begin with, it may not be enough, but frankly they don't all deserve jumpsuits.
     
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    Sounds like the dog-men I have working to mine my hematite.
    They keep saying "OH, but it's so dark down there! And the dust is poisonous!"
    Maybe if they spent less time complaining, I'd think about all of the so called "Health Violations" and "Poor Working conditions" they've been sueing me about.
     
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  12. Wolfsbane

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    That's the good thing about spiders: They can't complain so they won't.

    And how do I train them? Well, if I told you that then my services wouldn't be exclusive, now would they?
     
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    But no matter how skilled they are, they die by the thousands every day. They're for the world domination scheme with a very large budget.
     
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    You can rise the funds by making an orc porn paysite...
     
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  15. Vorak

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    mathboy has the T-A at his back as in DU himself. No thanks, I'm not taking them on.
     
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    Right. Just let me run that through the computer.

    500 suits... Evil genius discount... buying in bulk...

    That comes to either $US15,000 or two hours alone with Geoffrey, Perriman, vast amounts of alcohol and a video camera for when they start fighting.
     
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  17. Wolfsbane

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    That's the thing with MY spiders: They won't die. They're ninjas.
     
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    But what if I somehow managed to create ninja rats bigger than the spiders?
     
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    You couldn't because you suck at genetic engineering.

    *Points at Telcontar's Amphibious Caterpillar* Enough said.

    Xiao, You'll have to talk to DE, I believe that he has those two in storage.
     
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    And what exactly have you made Vorak, that contributes to you 'not sucking' at genetic engineering?
     
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