Happy Birthday To ME!

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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I wish. Since none of my friends or I had solid evidence (and her parents just wouldn't believe it), the charge was dropped. Forget the fact that all three of us stumbled into the room at the time of the "event." The girl is about 18 now, and she's a major slut. From what I've heard, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. We joke about her using her car as a new "toy".
    YES, I was listening in, as were we all, but we thought it was two older people doing it. You know, older than 16 but younger than 20.
    I've said this before, the year I turned 13 was crazy.
     
  2. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    That was indeed quite sick. I'm glad something like that've never happened to me or anybody that I know. Yuck.
     
  3. The_Bob

    The_Bob Administrator Staff Member

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    Now that just made me wonder which side of the intercourse was more deranged at the time...
    I mean, damn, talk about being into older men. And the guy definately had a problem too. Judging by the fact he managed to pul it of with a 12yo girl, it couldn't have been a very big problem.
     
  4. Bunny

    Bunny New Member

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    Some 12-year-olds look definitely older. Take my cousin, she's over 1.70 m, model-like measures. But she's a CHILD. Gee, she hasn't even had her first period.

    I've seen major 15-year-old sluts. I just wanna shake them a little and/or beat some sense into them.
     
  5. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    Happy Birthday mathboy!

    Do you have pictures so that we can confirm this?

    Don't worry, they'll have a partner one day who'll do that for you.

    And yay, quotes work.
     
  6. Bunny

    Bunny New Member

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    DU, you... sicko.

    Thanks to whoever fixed the /quote function.
     
  7. Vorak

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    Well I'm going to thank Calis, I have no idea if he did it, but I'll thank him anyway.
     
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  9. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to thank ALL of the moderators and administrators, but I don't know what they are all calling themselves. Aside from Calis, Jinxed, Mathboy,and DarkUnderlord.
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

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    When I was a kid, there was this MASSIVE controversy over this 12 year old girl who was heavily pregnant and refused to give up her baby. The sick part was that she'd been 11 when she conceieved... and admitted to authorities that she'd been doing it since she was 9....

    And the legal age of consent here is 16. Eeeeeew.
     
  11. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Since she was nine? God, who (except a sicko) would ever want to screw a girl who's nine?
     
  12. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    This is the part where I expect someone to pop in and say "and the little girl was me".
     
  13. mathboy

    mathboy New Member

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    I wish.

    AND WELCOME BACK, NOW DON'T LEAVE AGAIN!
     
  14. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    SWEET BLOODY JEHESUS!! Where the hell have bloody you been?
     
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    mathboy New Member

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    Wolfsbane, let's try to not scare him of (you'd better take a break from the forum for a couple of days).
     
  16. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Ok, I won't do that again. Sorry if I startled you, DE, really sorry...

    But it's great that you're back anyways.
    And no mathie, I won't leave. Nice try though.
     
  17. Bunny

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    Oh, yes, Wolfsie, I'm sure DE came back because he needed a dose of Teh Swedish Spamâ„¢, right.
     
  18. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Wolfsbane's about as scary as a peg-legged midget, and if I wanted spam I could just buy a can at the supermarket. No, I came back, partly because I've begun to miss this place, but mostly because I feel that my command of English is getting really awful, and needs improvement.

    Oh, and nice to see y'all again. Honestly.
     
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    Bah, admit you tried and failed to take over the world in 2 months flat. I told you it would take more time.
     
  20. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    It all failed because you somehow *forgot* the passwords to the North Korean nuke silos. Which is why I've *forgotten* where I put the attack plan on the Pentagon.
     
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