Happy Birthday To ME!

Now I'm 17 and this is my thousandth post!

I figured I'd post a story I wrote almost a year ago to hand in at school, but didn't because it was mostly about this place and I don't want my teachers trying to come here. I never wrote an ending to it, but am pretty sure that I promised Dark Elf to finish it so here it is, together with an ending I wrote just now (please forgive any faulty grammar or stupidity, I haven't proof read it, and am not going to do it now):

The last two sentences were written now, so you won't feel you read an incomplete story. Thank you for reading.

Now, here are some pictures that have probably never been showed before on the internet:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/mathboy/Heting2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/mathboy/heting3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/mathboy/heting.jpg

They might be uploaded to my site http://hem.bredband.net/thomasbaath/ENG/ (remove the ENG/ part if you think you understand Swedish better than my English, most of you probably will as I hardly understand what I've written there. But right now I can't be bothered and probably need better hosting so I can have a real forum for orc lovers there.

Recently there have been at least two new orc-porn sites not made by me, the extremely retarded and unfunny http://www.playorc.com/ and some other, both of them are probably WoW inspired and therefore even more retarded than they would be otherwise. Plus they have female orcs, FEMALE ORCS AREN'T SEXY YOU FUCKHEADS, which really disqualifies them from the competition for best orc-porn site.

JUST REMEMBER WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA FIRST!

 

How extremely sexy of you to do this!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! ^^

So, how does it feel being 17? I need to know, 'cause I'm up in August.

 

'eeeey, you're almost a member of the adult world, Mathboy! Yahoo!

Scary yet interesting pictures. They reinforced my personal mantra - 'Don't touch the links!'

Happy birthday.

 

that's an excellent mantra... right up there with "kazoos are evil"

 

Boldog születésnapot!

 

According to a NYC law, now you're capable of consent and can have sexual intercourse freely*! :heart:

*With the exception of cats and other small animals (except for chihuahuas), tables (particularly coffee tables), and sockets.**

**Now, if you happened to have sex with a socket, you'd be considered mentally defective, and you would be deemed incapable of consent.

Well... Now we know what you do when you think of us in the shower!

Happy Birthday! :wavey: artyhat:

 

Just for you, Mathboy ... Happy Birthday ....

 

Happy birthday, o keeper of the orc naughties.
So you'll finally be posting normally again?
(And when I say "normal" I mean it in the relative sense).



No. Now I have 1000 posts I plan to keep it.

Thanks Maximus for the clip but I have terrible shameful news. I can't keep up this orc pretence anymore. The awful, sick truth is that I'm actually an orc hater. A twisted racist orc hater. I want to kill them all and burn off their ugly green skin. Seriously I hate orcs. Nothing turns me off more than 16 inches of orc man meat. Ugh...Just thinking about it I need to go vomit.

//mathboy

 

Maybe I can cheer you up with some female orcs?

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/a/n/andersson/orcwood_girl.jpg.html

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/a/n/andersson/tattooing_orc_females.jpg.html

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/a/n/andersson/female_orc_leader.jpg.html

 

You hate orcs? How the hell can that be possible? They're like the coolest thing ever created in the name of fantasy. I'm disapointed.

 

Happy birthday mathboy!!!! man, where does the time go?

*EDIT*

Ah. Nice one Vorak.

 

I didn't make that edit to Tongs post, or I think and hope I didn't, you never know. Just so you know, any post that was made after the 27 of May 2006 and has //mathboy in italics in it was not edited by me.

And thanks for the orc-females, they look the way orcish females should actually look, if I had found them that one day back in -03 or -04 naked-orch.tk might never have existed.

That video was nice too, but it was WoW based and that can't be accepted.

And, Bunny, according to Swedish law, I've been allowed to have sex with anything for two years now, including cats! NYC sucks.

 

That's rather disturbing. Though, it doesn't surprise me that the age of consent is 15 in Sweden. In Pennsylvania, it's 14...of course, the consent only goes as far as people.

 

Well, the most common age to lose ones virginity in Sweden is 17, even if one's legaly allowed to have sex at the age of 15. My first time was actually when I was 15.

 

Still, I'm sure the NYC inhabitants have sex before any other people in the world.

 

There was this one girl whom we ALL called "The Village Bicycle" at home. She did it at 12 with some guy in his 30's. She had just turned 12, too...about four days prior.