Happy birthday to me...

according to my clock Blinky, you posted that tomorrow. Er, are posting, or will post, or whatever.

 

Time flux!

 

This means that the separate worlds of time will collide, and that we and the rest of the universe will die in one large paradox. It will be painfull.

 

Israel is going to nuke Iran and this will be the beginning of the end of time, and I figure this will happen within 60 days from now. Don't call me crazy now, because you don't know if it will happen or not. But if it doesn't happen, you can feel free to call me crazy. It won't bother me none.

 

I think you're true. We're all going to die in 60 days from now!

 

All Hail Jungle Japes, Mighty Prophet!!!

 

Yes! All hail Jungle Japes, the mighty pro... er, no actually, I'm no prophet. This is all just conjecture. But you should all hail me just the same. And I said Iran was gonna get nuked within sixty days, not sixty days exactly, and everyone else will get theirs later.

 

Can I call you mad instead of crazy? I prefer the image of a grinning cats to a man with a hair problem any day.

 

Call me what you will, but if I'm right, you can probably call me the 'Late Jungle Japes.' I figure multiple nuclear blasts on the opposite side of the globe will cause a great deal of vibration on this side, and that's not good news for an island formed by a volcano.

 

We'll see you in hell then, oh Late Jungle Japes.

 

Tell them you know me, they might give you AC.

 

AC in hell? As if that would work. It's fucking hot everyehere in hell.

 

Alot of Hell is air-conditioned. The AC is just broken alot. The coldness is to lull the residents into a false sense of comfort.

Don't forget the frozen wastes of Hell, it's like the hot part, but very cold. They get busted heaters.

 

And who gets to come to this frozen wasteland?

 

Aw, talking about Sweden so harshly! Shame on you, Wolfsie!

 

Sweden? Look at bloody Russia! That's the frozen bloody wasteland.

Though I admit that Sweden's as cold as fucking... something when it's winter.

 

As cold as a witch's tit in winter?

 

Witches are hot. The whole wart-and-cold-tit thing is filthy propaganda in favour of the fairies.

 

Fairies are good seasoning. Witches are good cooks. Who would you rather know?

 

I like oregano...