Yeah one of my house mates is in fact a hot blonde Norwegian girl, so she was out getting smashed today while I was stuck at uni. Happy Birthday Norway!
Actually it's our constitution's birthday. The 196th to be specific. Also why the fuck weren't you getting smashed yourself? Never mind that it's Monday, she's hot you say.
My Norwegian colleague was all smiles yesterday. I almost expected him to parade through the school corridors waving a flag singing "Ja vi elser dette landet" like he was on fucking Karl Johan. Eats pussy, does scat when drunk.