Halfway There

I'm 20 weeks. My spawn is due around October 1st. I chose not to find out what it is, so everyone gets to be surprised. If you'd like me to post ultrasound pics of its spine, raise your hand.

 

How many is this?
My oldest sister just had her third.

 

*Raises hand*

It's probably educational in some kind of way, I guess.

 

I hope she gives birth to a salmon. I havent eaten salmon in about a year.

 

Hi fish! Haven't seen you in a while.

 

when i get home i'll scan up a pic. in other news, it's a boy-spawn. you can't tell, but fish is practically rabid in his excitement.

 

Phase III is complete.

Fish, Rosie, and the two kids can now repopulate the world on their own. God's got his finger on the reset button and the rest of us are all fucked.

 

No, no, no. They're not going to have sex with their kids.

Right?

And post the pictures, Rosie, I want something that helps me scare my boyfriend.

 

:thumbup: No, it's ok as long as God tells you. That's what my aunt says. :thumbup:

 

God tells me to hack pentagon, kill everone in there and launch nuclear missile all over the world while screaming "Nuclear Launch Detected" all over the radio and television.
So you mean thats ok because God says so?

 

He does work in mysterious ways...

 

Your questioning his decisions wobbler?

 

This post forwarded to the FBI for investigation.

For once, the sound of black helicopters won't be in your mind Wobbler.....

 

Ofcourse I don't question him Tel, I merley ask my fellow humans for direction in how to translate God words into Gods Will.
And Philes, those Helis will have trouble in Swedish airspace. Remember that this is my country, I have my ways around, and a foreinger have no chance of catching me here

 

Well if they can't find you, i'm sure a few bombs could do the trick.

 

You do realize who you're talking to, right?

 

Ok then, you're right. One-nill to the High King.