Hacking attempt?

Work on your english ya fuckin Nord. But yea, I think I'm going to copyright you, so that I can claim all your music.

 

That, a few STDs, and an inability to sing will get you on Broadway. You need only apply.

 

If you can sing, however, you may land a part in a band similar to Queen. I say this because Freddie Mercury was the world's most talented wide receiver.

 

:lol:

 

Of course it is. If you're a foreigner.

 

That was a giant gay joke, wasn't it? Well... english (the language) doesn't've to be capitalized, but English (the people) does. Oh, and I know that that sentence doesn't work without the ()'s, but I couldn't figure out how to easily restructure it, and got lazy.

 

which is why i refused to attend english class in high school.

 

Thats why I speak American, not English. I can only half-understand the English, and they all sound like barmy pirates to me.

 

I can get along fine until I'm talking to an Englishman (or woman) that speaks fluent Cockney-slang.
It might be english, but it sure doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I mean, ok, it rhymes with other stuff, for example;
Stairs= Apples and pears
I understand more from people moving in to the US from Brazil, taking their second year of english.

 

My favorite brit dialect is Yorkshire, mixed with a bit of Scot. It sounds like an drunk leprechan speaking German with a mouth full of haggis.

 

If you want a real challenge, try understanding a Scotland-born person who's been living in New Jersey for a few years. Ye Gods....!!

 

If you go deep enough into most eastern coastal states, people start to have their own dialect of english, as well as a few words that really aren't.
I'm remembering my short time in the highlands of North Carolina;
"Huey. Yew knaw whun th' shu-tel's gon' get hur?"
I was working with this man on a moving job. He was asking me when the storage trailer would arrive at our location. You might be thinking, "Well, he could have had a speech impediment."
Nope. His friend, and four others, spoke in the exact same way.

 

Just like when you go deep enough into most peoples' rectum. You'd be surprised at how foreign they sound as they are getting rammed, especially when you dip your cock in sand before doing the deed.

 

Someone squealed. Looks like I'll have to do more than just set a time release of white phosophorous to their orifices.

 

No, its more than just an accent with the English. Its similar to an accent, but with slang and dialect mixed in, and then a heavy dose of Gaelic to mess it all up. I work with the Brits on a daily basis and am now the unofficial translator when the other Americans cant understand these guys. I'll find an audio clip for you to compare it to, then you'll understand.