Guilty Pleasures

Haha. I am that Kelsey, and I am more trying to sneak off quietly than I am trying to get attention. It's very embarrassing to have people see you when you're playing dress ups. So there.

 

I like to walk around naked right after i have taken a shower. Then again who does not like to walk around naked?

 

I walk around naked all day long at home. Since it's just me and my husband here, why wear clothes? Gets them dirty quicker. Besides, it's usually hot in Charleston! I keep all the window blinds shut almost 24/7, and keep a t-shirt and shorts by the door at all times, just in case someone comes a-knockin. In fact, more often than not, I'm on the internet naked - as I am right now. ;-)

 

Me too. It's not hot here, but my rolls and rolls of palid, gelatinous flab tend make me get hot too quick and sometimes the stench of slightly rancid sweat makes even me gag, and I live with it constantly.

 

Sheriff, Do yourself a favor and look into a product called Trimspa (spelling may not be accurate, but a google search should help) I've known a ton of fat kids in the Navy who were to lazy to work out, yet wanted to lose weight. This product is the shit, you can hold me to it. These guys were losing like 30 lbs. a month with no effort and still ate what ever they liked.

 

Are you mad? Who'd want to hang around with Sheriff Normal-sized-man? I'd be the laughing stock of the Comedy User Name Trustee Society.

That'd be like me telling you to get lighter and run around every now and then.

 

Okay Sheriff, but don't say I didn't warn ya when Lysa is headin' to the Wet Mongoose, for $1 drinks and male strippers.

 

Now, that's an attitude I like.

We so need to set up a fund to buy you a webcam and a decent .com domain...and you need to tell us what times you use the net .

Don't people usually have to be fit in the military? I dunno about the USA, but in Aus if you aren't super fit all the time you get kicked out. The entry requirements are a shade of what is required once you make it.

As for my secrets, well, I've never (and don't plan to) said them aloud, so I'm not going to start writing them. It's possible that I might actually meet someone from here in the far distant future where time travel is possible and cryogenically freezing a forgotten art because everyone lives forever.

Snowmane, you wouldn't have happened to live in the Middle East once would you? If so, that would (or could) be the mother of all coincidences.

 

Hey! :x NO ONE LIVES FOREVER., remember?

Birthday suit, DU?

You didn't have to go into so much detail! Whenever I see your name now I'll be thinking of one of those dudes from uglypeople.com.¹

My secret? Well don't go telling the whole world, okay. I've kept it a secret for so long. It's hard, hard, hard I tell you. Everyone wants to know - imagine having to keep a secret from your closest family members! After many months, my resolve has waned. I have made a painful decision: to let it all out, and you, dear, dear friends, are the first ones to know my deep, dark mystery. I hope that this terrible choice that I have made, to share the depths of my soul to complete strangers, will not be in vain. I have discovered that...


I am the coolest guy on the planet. Now don't go telling everybody.










¹ DU, DON'T YOU DARE. I KNOW YOUR MIND.

 

No, I happen to live in a little state on the east coast of America. (Maryland) Why?



Have you somehow discovered a) my evil twin who lives in the Middle East or b) my secret plot to collect data on everyone at HoL and then to blackmail them?

 

you see..... so i......... kinda........ but then........ and she........ uh.......... it's like............. with the......... "i'm a dirty bastard".

 

Dark Underlord tell us some of you secrects.

 

Are you i don't belive it??

 

It's true. Once upon a time Darkunderlord and I were lesbian lovers. I look back on those days, riding on Darkunderlord's Harley, stinking of leather and tuna, as the best years of my life.

 

Happy birthday ya sick, evil bastard!

 

Happy B-day! Have fun!