guess how bored i am...

actually, rosie wasn't here. but now i am, and i still don't care. call me what you will, just don't use the magic word...

 

Yeah, so I would never really insult you, Rosie, because you seem like a sensible, intelligent femina, and they are few and faaaaar between. Oh, and what's the magic word? I bet I can get it in three guesses.

 

i bet if you guess it, i can reach through the phone line and beat the fucking crap out of you

actually, the magic word doesn't affect me anymore. nothing does. only one person's opinion matters, and he thinks i'm perfect.

 

Awww....isn't that sweet.
Is it "cunt?"

 

nope. although that's the dirtiest word in my vocabulary. i only call my mother that one...

 

Isn't it odd? You love your cats (I'm sure) and you call them Pussy, then you hate your mom and call her Cunt.

 

i only hate her sometimes. usually, when she acts like a cunt. and my cat acts like a pussy. why else would i name him Nancy?

 

What exactly does a cunt and pussy act like? Do they just kind of sit there, open wide, and drip juices?

 

a cunt is a woman who acts all nice to your face, but stabs you in the back with her hidden dick.

a pussy is a man who talks big but always finds his way out of a fight cuz he's fucking weak. and prissy.

 

Damn! Your mother? Is she that bad?
Hmmm....trailer-slut?

 

used to be. since she became a grandmother, she's suddenly sugary sweet. kind of caught me by surprise. but it's a good change.

 

What would that make her now? A tit? A boob?

 

Dammnit, you didn't say if I guessed right! Just tell me.

 

also wrong. not to mention it's a double word.

 

Last guess: whore-bag
Bet I'm wrong. Dammnit, I was so secure that it was cunt!

 

/me smacks sigurd around like a little bitch

wrong again. i knew you couldn't guess. only three or four people remember. including Q, who used it in the first place...

 

Mmmmm....I like it when women are strong and play rough. Remember, it's not cheating if your husband is in a different area code.

 

wrong. cheating is very bad. one of the commandments, remember? not a topic up for joking.

 

True, it is terrible...I would never be one to cheat or help someone do so. Sorry if I crossed the line there. So are you ever going to tell me the magic word? Because I swear I'll never use it for you.

 

come closer...

a little closer...















THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


fool! that's the oldest trick in the book!!!