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  1. General Mandible

    General Mandible New Member

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    I am new here. Hello!

    I've been reading this forum for a couple of days now, and also looked around here a long, long time ago...then I forgot about it, unfortunately.
     
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    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Welcome to hell. :)

    If you haven't already, please read the FAQ.
     
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    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Why hello there, little lobster child.
     
  4. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    Hey, sounds like me when I (re)joined back in august. Welcome newbie :)
     
  5. General Mandible

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    Thanks for the welcome, is this really Hell? I will be sure to read its FAQ, then. Well, the rest of it. I was too damn tired yesterday.
     
  6. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Feel free to bathe lavishly in the tumultuous waters of HoL as they carry you chaotically to your ultimate doom.
    Be sure to reach for and grasp at any and all rocks, branches and various flotation devices thrown your way.
    They’re simple illusionary, of course, but grasp anyway. It adds to the amusement factor.
     
  7. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    There are those here who have an over-inflated opinion of themselves. I won't name any names, but I don't have to, you'll figure it out. Just remember that no one is immune to criticism. Don't let post-counts scare you away from an argument.
     
  8. Xiao_Caity

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    Well, maybe not HELL as such, but purgatory at least... *chuckle*

    You might wish to peruse the all new FAQ, penned by yours truly. Still in the editing stage, but quite close to done.
     
  9. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    I know I'm going to get beat for this, but..
    how's he gonna read it if'n it ain't posted yet?
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Doh!
    *sigh*
    I'll just go sit quietly somewhere. :paranoid:
     
  12. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Awwww. *pats the puppy* I can never stay angry at my puppy.
     
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    I was an unofficial greeter at some point, sooo...

    Hi there! New to the House of Lords? You'll notice that our organization is filled with over-inflated egos, unstable tempers, and mad degeneracy. Please don't point and stare, as you may lose a limb. Also, don't feed the regulars, we're on a strict diet. You probably shouldn't speak, either, just to be on the safe side.

    Now, if you'll just sign here... Wonderful! Welcome to the madhouse. *slam*
     
  14. General Mandible

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    I was once an unoffical greeter at a forum, too, so I feel your pain. If there is any, that is. I'm also used to unstable tempers as well as mad degeneracy, so I'll (hopefully) fit right in.

    I will be sure to read both FAQ's, both the one for Hell and the one for Purga...I mean, the old one and the new one.

    And Japes, I only argue if I get paid. I suppose I can do it in my spare time if need be.
     
  15. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Let me guess: A lame attempt to draw us into an inquiry about the nature of your employment?
     
  16. General Mandible

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    No, it isn't.

    No, really, I didn't think an inquiry would be necessary, it's pretty obvious.
     
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    I refuse to play your foul guessing games!
     
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    Okay, maybe it was a lame attempt. But a lame attempt at being funny, not at making people ask. It was supposed to be a reference to Monty Python's arguement clinic.
     
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