Great quotes through the centuries.

nbrosz, goddamn it, this has no relevancy to the thread. Post this bullshit in your jello and crayons Garfield spam thread!

 

It went along with YOUR post. Fine! Geeze! People get sooo angry and stern these days! :evil:

 

Darkwalker, this is what we call "hypocrisy". If you're going to bitch and moan about spamming, at least don't contribute to it, ok?

 

Never get enough, do ya Mouth? Seeing as how this is my thread and I've made it abundantly clear how much I loathe the nonsense jackoffs like nbrosz spew, I feel well within my rights to slam his fingers in the door. Ya don't like it? Go suck start a shotgun.

 

Actually, Meatloaf sang that. So that can be attributed to whoever wrote the song.

Hell, I can't think of any more.

 

This life's dim windows of the soul
Distorts the heavens from pole to pole
And leads you to believe a lie
When you see with, not through, the eye.

-William Blake-




"The heart of man is not compound of lies,
but draws some wisdom from the only Wise,
and still recalls Him. Though now long estranged
Man is not wholly lost nor wholly changed.
Dis-graced he may be, yet is not de-throned,
and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned:
Man, Sub-creator, the refracted Light
through whom is splintered from a single White
to many hues, and endlessly combined
in living shapes that move from mind to mind.
Though all the crannies of the world we filled
with Elves and Goblins, though we dared to build
Gods and their houses out of dark and light
and sowed the seeds of dragons--'twas our right
(used or misused). That right has not decayed:
we make still by the law in which we're made."


"Mythopeia" by J.R.R. Tolkien

 

A few Quips by our pal Homer Simpson:

- Oh no ... Aliens ... bioduplication ...nude conspiracies ... Oh, my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right.

- To shake your booty means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate.

- I tell ya. It's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces ... I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.

- Hi, uh…let me have one of those Porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harpor, a couple of those panty shields, (Speaks really fast) and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. No, make it two.

- Homer : No tongue, eh? How did he talk, and eat, and laugh, and LOVE?
Lisa : He had a prosthetic tongue made out of silver.
Homer : Yes, that'd do.

- [reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key].

 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

I like that one and thought it belonged here :nod:

"Fair is foul and foul is fair"- Shakespear

"To be or NOT to be that is the question!"- Shakespear

"Stay with me..."- Shakespear's sister

"Here I come to save the day!"- Mighty Mouse

"Look up in the sky! It's a bird? NO It's a plane! It's Superman!"- Street people

"Oh Mighty Isis!"-Isis (the TV show)

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T findout what it means to me!"- The Queen of Soul

"We are NOT amused"- The Queen of England (former)

"You'll love it at Levitz" - Some dude named Levitz

"Elemintary my dear Watson" Some guy named Holmes....

"Watson Come here...." Some guy named Edison

 

Hel Khat, on behalf of all the English-speaking people of the world I beg you to get a dictionary.

"Shakespear", "Elemintary". Goodness.

 

Hey I was testing you! be happy that you passed, cause if you hadn't you would have had you take my last request :evil:

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/Lastrequest.jpg

Oh and check out this quote:

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/argue.jpg

Suddenly I feel very happy that I haven't won any arguments around here lately

And be sure not to forget THIS imortal quote:

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/eyetest.jpg

I honestly couldn't agree more!

And please whatever you do DON'T click this link unless....

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/fag.jpg

Can you feel all the love in the air? :hippy:

Ahhh yes and still another imortal quote, for somereason I think of you Windmill

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/priceless123.jpg

 

He said

then he said

Yep. Uh-huh. Testing. Sure. :roll:

Go get that dictionary

 

Um... would you believe that was a second test? Er... Just seeing how quickly you pick up on my well hidden mispellings... Er... YEAH THAT"S THE TICKET :nod:

 

Okay. I have officially had enough of this. Hel Khat, please, don't come back here with the same old crap again. I thought you'd changed. Jesus fucking christ. I have tried giving you the benefit of the doubt, but enough's enough, man. I don't appreciate the comment about the duct-taped tits and associating that with me.

I never thought I'd see the day I was on the same boat with Jarinor, but this has got to stop.

 

DU, a couple of those are in a foreign language. And one was a picture of a dog, a Saint Bernard I believe. What was funny about that?

 

These quotes were uttered by none other than the esteemed forty-third President of the United States, George W. Bush.


"Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?"

On the state of the nation's educational system

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have, he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."

On Senator John McCain

"I think we agree the past is over."

Following a meeting with McCain

"Laura and I sometimes don't realize how bright our children is until we get an objective analysis."

On the importance of implementing standardized testing

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."

On liking thy neighbor

 

"I am not going to do the prostitute today." - Tim Cain
"Dismemberment is inherently funny" - Jason Taylor

"Now that that bit of formality is over, what the BLOODY, BLOODY, BLOODY HELL are you doing here?" - Loxley
... you have to hear it for the full effect, but shame on any who don't remember it.

 

"where is the trpitrap to the other etage?"
A friend of mine in prague when asking for the stairs to the second flor.