Good Old Games

What's the score now?

 

I ran out of fingers to keep the score.

 

It would help if some of those fingers weren't in your ass trying to pull stuff out.

 

Always stick 2-3 fingers in your ass for 10 minutes before preparing a salad with your hands. It adds flavour.

 

What you fail to grasp is the fact that I am as close to get an avatar and title today as I was the day I joined.

 

Oh...you are right. Well...I persume that I am in the same position like yours for getting a custom avatar. I think that you deserve an avvy more then me.

I do hope that my grammar was good here.

Zanza even accused me for being a white knight.

 

I don't see why, nobody has made any racist comments yet.

 

Nigger, spic, chink, gook, zip, jap, cracker, gringo, towelhead, porch monkey, spear chucker, camel jockey, sand nigger, jigaboo, white devil, kike, hook nose, red sea pedestrian, frog.

Better?

 

Okay, this is the only one I don't get. So... 'splain please?

 

Oh! Well I'll certainly make the effort to forget that one before the next appearance of my uncle, then! (No matter how much I'd enjoy insulting him into the ground.)

 

It was the 'zip' that stumped me.
And you forgot WOP.

 

He missed wog, NIMBY, and Dundee.

 

NIMBY?
and Dundee is a racial slur?
As in Paul Hogan?

 

NIMBY = Not In My Back Yard, a nice way of saying not in my mutha-fuckin' country.

And trust me, Dundee is a good way to make your average aussie hate you, some to the point of violence.

And yes, he forgot Sassenach! And I forgot Sassenach! I must go and apologise to my ancestors, excuse me.

 

You forgot these as well: Kraut, Mof (Germans), Cheeshead (Dutch), Redskin, Chief (Indians), hawknose (Jews), Monkey, blackie (Negroes), Spaghettie eaters, mother babies (Italians), Cowboys, Yankees (Americans), Reds, Commies (Russians), Strawheads (People with blond hair), Goatfuckers (Moslims)

Are there any for the Swedish, Norweigian, Danes, Finnish?

 

Might just be me, but I don't consider Cowboy, Yankee or even Buckaroo derogatory.
Also “Redskin, Chief (Indians)” for Native or American Indians. East Indians get curry-slurper.
And Cheese Heads are from Wisconsin.

Apparently we missed a bunch : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

 

I was not that sure about Yankee, and cowboy, Redskin, and chief. The Dutch are called kaaskoppen in Dutch (that's because they eat a lot of cheese.)

 

What? Only one slur for a Pole, which in fact is just the noted Polish pronunciation of the word Polak (Pole)? I am disappoint.