Going feral

Still alive.

 

breathing cocoon for giant spider offspring ∈ alive

 

That's the most charming thing about spiders: You're still alive when they start to eat you.

 

At least cats wait till you die before they eat you. DAWGS4LYFE

 

Zanza makes a good point: how is he posting here?

 

Mental telepathy.

 

Excuse my ignorance sir, but i believe that telepathy is purely mental, so daring to say mental telepathy would imply the fact that you know other telepathic means.
Is there any means i can acknowledge them?

 

You certainly can!

 

With werozzi's edit I can't tell now whether Zanza is mis-quoting him or werozzi did originally put "Can i know 'bout them dawg?".

 

Word.

 

So... either zanza is a liar or i'm hiding something

Spoiler

yo Dawgs!

 

Nope

 

That reminds me - where is Xyle these days? He could have educated us all on the workings of telepathy.

 

Now it's raining and the paralysis ticks are replaced by swarming leeches. Woke up in a small pool of rainwater and my own blood, and one as fat and as happy as Jabba the Hutt.

So, really, I'm like Jesus.

Also, that saves me a trip to the doctor, so it's all win.

 

So... you are imaginary, or you just walk in the water?

 

He's trying to say he's like me, thank you ytzk I'm flattered.

 

Nice and clear now, and freezing.

Now, Man has the advantage over the puny invertebrates and reptiles. Mwahaha.

The next stage in my renunciation is a ten-day brainwashing camp at a Buddhist monastery.

Soon I'll be a fully qualified hippy.

 

If a monk takes a vow of silence, is he still allowed to post messages on the internet?

 

Do they even allow laptops and shiz at a monastery, assuming you're not joking?

 

No, no and no, not joking.

Therefore I'll be offline from 13th to 25th of June.

And there will be a vow of silence. Yikes.