Girl of your dream looking for love

Dude! That girl is like pretty sweet! That's totally sweet man!

But I really need to ask: if you are looking for a young man then why is your first dating link for lesbians?

I like the little "if you are a dumb-son-of-a-bitch please click this link here" at the end.
The spambots are definitely getting more imaginative. Give it a few more years and we'll have spambots that can get up to 40 posts before anyone actually notices.

 

I figured a collection of links including:

insane clown posse dating game
herpes dating

needs to be preserved. Hope you all feel the same way.

 

I'm not quite sure how that was actually done, short of an air-hose (for the ripples), along with a good special effects team. Hmmm...
That;s probably exactly what it was....I just want specifics.
Also, where's that from?

 

That's from a movie, Gross, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Good shot. No pun intended. Also, guess where the lady had hidden the gun before? ... Yes, right in there.

 

Really?... in her pocket?.... that's un-credible.

 

Huh. I'm going to watch that movie, now, just to see that scene. I'll do this despite my loathing for Jessica Biel, and my loathing for horror movies "based on real events".
How the hell is the footage at the end of the movie "from the only surviving officer's camera" if Leatherface cut him in half with a chainsaw?

 

Actually, they took several VERY different and unrelated ideas, and strung'em together. There was a guy Massachussets who killed people with chainsaws, and then a family in Texas who partook in murders as a group, and a fellow elsewhere who wore people's skin.

 

Put em both in a room with Hannibal and he will decapitate both of them with his penis before leatherface could even get his chinsaw going.....

 

That's either a penis that's extremely sharp, extremely hard, extremely fast, or all of the above. Not to mention big enough to make a walrus blush.
In a related side-note, I made a comic book character named Hose-Man, with his sidekick Bushy Monkey. They used their burgeoning meat logs to fight crime, woo the ladies, and fly.

 

She was wearing a dress. So..... no pockets.

Unless you count her woman-hole as a pocket. Hmmm... A penis pocket. Suddenly I feel warm.

 

I can see the add-slogan, now.
Vaginas: Not just for Penis anymore!

 

Nice Gross, Nice. Oh, and just a wierd little note: Ad and Add are two different things. Ad is something like the slogan named above, and Add is when you combine two things. Like if you add a penis to a vagina, you get Mr. Nobody!

 

So are you saying Mr Nobody is the fluid or area in a vagina in which the penis has some contact?

 

I think mrnobodie is the back-and-forth movement involved, but I can't be sure. In other words: pure energy!

 

Yes, thank you for pointing out my typo.
So are you referring to the simple connection between the dueling genitals, or the aftermath?

 

Well from that statement, he must be the result of the liquids from the aftermath.