Caffles. They're cake batter, made into waffles. Cripsity crunchy on the outside, soft and sweet on the inside, with a light glaze of strawberry frosting. Here's a pic. You need to let them brown to just this side of burning. And eat them hot. Here, let me zoom in for you. We used Funfetti, but any white/light cake batter will do. Use a fruity glaze. Maybe some jam. Go. Try it now. Your life will never be the same. Mother-fucking caffles.
I read what they were and my stomach sang. I saw what they looked like and my heart screamed. Guess I'm not eating them. (Damn you, desire to stay healthy...)
Funfetti is boxed white cake with sprinkles in it, yes. Xiao, they're not any less healthy then regular cake, just cooked in an amazing new format. You have to try them at least once. Please?