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Wait, you have a kid?

A three-year late congrats and I'm sorry about the rest of your life, then?

I'm not even going to touch on what HWLFP has been doing.

 

He's my nephew, but I've been raising him and my 2 yr old niece for the last year because their father is in Iraq. I just say their mine to avoid explanations, plus people just assumes they're my kids when we're out. He understands that I'm not daddy, but she doesn't yet, and probably won't by the time he comes home. He should be home next month. Just in time for her 3rd birthday.

 

Good for you?

 

Very good for me... I'll be able to get a full night's sleep and not have to wash piss covered bed sheets every morning.

 

Yeah, that's the thing about urine. Always comes out of little kids.

 

To be fair, he was answering a direct question.

But to also be fair, he just admitted to estranging a little girl from her real father because it's more convenient for him.

 

The events that have taken place in my life fully warrant suicide. However, as I have said, I do not have the guts to go through with it all the way. Until then, you will all have to suffer me. The question is, how would you care to suffer?
Option 1: Keep banning me. This will demand I do all of those things that "Really" annoy. Posting new threads, gravedigging etc.
Option 2: Stop banning me. I will probably go back to the Rodney Dale behavior which I don't believe actually deserved a banning anyway.
Option 3: You stop people from making new accounts. This will prevent me from posting on the forum however I will continue to read posts and will actually put some effort into hacking into PHPBB 2 which I believe in comparison to other challenges looks to be a piece of piss. The only reason I have not already is because I still have a spec of respect for this place.

 

As has been said before:

"Shut up."

Now that's been said, misunderstandings are understandable, if you'll pardon the pun. Try google's voice recognition on a recent youtube video, and see for yourself.

 

You realize you just admitted to intending to commit a felony?

 

Look out, here comes the internet tough guy, coming to haxxor your computer.

 

Trolls hate it when things are boring or when people respond in a positive non-predictable manner. If you all collectively work together, you can modify your attitudes to be toxic or ineffectively responsive to Mr. HWLPF. You can either be boring and neutral (which I seriously doubt is going to happen) or you can treat him with respect and avoid any verbal 'traps' or pitfalls. Don't play the white knight, basically, and treat him with neutrality and avoid 'hooks' and 'triggers' that would play upon the emotions.


Simply refraining from posting a heated or angry post or making any mock comments about his personality or well being are also examples which don't involve banning, as well as being the most effective course of action for any of his detractors.

 

That's a good point. It's true that he'll keep coming back, so we might have to find a way to deal with his appearance to make future postings go smoothly.
I just think he's funny.

 

I tend to shorten that to 'pathetic.'

 

Let us encourage his behavior and see where that gets us.

 

Probably even less members than we have now.

 

Agreed, he's had enough chances already. Just get him out of here already.

 

Are we still talking about this?

 

I don't know, are we?

 

Are we what? Penis? Yes, I think so.