Further proof that america is shit

I anticipate that the contempt I have for her political views would only improve the experience.

 

I...wouldn't. Even if she was available. The woman's crazy, and rich, meaning she's dangerous. Plus, with your liberal use of the word "retard," and your tendency to fantasize rape scenarios, I don't think you'd have much of a chance.

 

Crazy and rich? That's my favourite kind of woman. And how do you know what I fantasize about? Have you hacked into my email and read those erotic stories I wrote? They were supposed to be tongue-in-cheek you know. I don't actually have a fetish for women sitting on my face and whipping my balls with the severed tail of a rat that has been shoved up my...

You were replying to Zanza, weren't you. Okay, let's all ignore what I just wrote.

 

It could be worse, she could always convince him that she is actually dead. Now that is my kind of rich and crazy!

 

According to the people who PMed me, I'm not the only one who would've fallen for that.