Fuck the new year.

This is a good thing.

This is self-help book material.

This is an intention/promise I'd like you to keep.

 

So RP, did you try the spam flan yet? Or you could try a spam pizza, for the kids. It's easy, just make a pizza and use spam as a topping.


That reminds me, my mom got this nice calendar, it has recipes, including one for stuffed pizza. I get to indulge, I got down to 190 last week! I'm a mean, lean, not able to fight for jack machine. _ :boxing:

 

190? You're a fucking tub of lard man! Oh, wait in pounds hey? That makes more sense. I have no idea how much 190 is in pounds, so I'll just settle with saying..."Uh, yeah! Way to be strong!"

 

1 Kg = 2.2 Lbs
1 Lb = 1/2.2 Kg
190 Lbs = 190/2.2 Kg = 86.3636 Kg

I think.

 

To go completely on a tangent, why the hell do you metric fools use Kilograms? You are using the unit wrong, it is not a unit of weight, it is a unit of mass, you should say that you way X Newtons (which would be 9.8x your MASS (which would be Kilograms))

EDIT - that was pretty damn poorly written, but you should be able to understand it.

 

If you want to get technichal and use Newtons, you should say that you weigh your mass * the gravitational constant of the planet you are on, which, in the case of Earth, is approximately -9.8. Blinky would then say he weighed -846.3636 Newtons.

 

Demosthenes, you are somewhat crazy.
The 9.8 is acceleration due to gravity (in m/s/s, and due to the fact that it is the only direction involved, it will be positiive. Blinky would say he weighed 846.3636 Newtons, or 846 because his scale is not going to be that acurate.

 

The weight of an object usually is labelled as a negative force due to the fact that we usually label up as positive and down as negative. If we follow this most common labeling, we get the gravitational constant to be negative.

 

190 lbs isn't fat. only slightly chunky if your under 6 feet... it's also a pregnant weight.

 

Er, isn't the pound a mass unit too?

 

blinky.......on the grounds that I have been cooking for 15 years, and have experienced great cuisine: I REFUSE TO EAT SPAM!!!


I did eat some..................once...............when I was poor......................and sinlge...................and had broke housemates...........

since that time I have vowed never again to eat that crap as long as I shall live

 

The pound is a unit of weight. I forget what the imperial mass unit is.

I'm turning down a roommate who is a sous chef at a 3 star michelin rated restaurant. I'm stupid.

 

btw - the star rating system is not used anymore(or at least being phased out), they use diamonds now

If I remember correctly stars may still used for certain establishments, and diamonds for the fancier more expensive ones!?!?

 

According to Sheriff Fatman's Half-assed Internet Research Foundation the Imperial unit of mass is the "slug". It could be wrong. If you want an infallable answer you have to use the full ass.

 

Fuckwit. You just don't understand. I was trying to point out that we hate you as much there as everyone here hates you. Will you ever catch the clue that your not wanted around here? seriously, please, just leave the forums. Your annoying, and you can't prove a point worth a damn. RP why do you hate spam so much? you need to buy a can, and fry it. It's actually quite good. that's the same as my cooking Summer sausage. If you want to go for an interesting meal on some nyte when you have little tyme, go for a Matt-Buffet. Basically you take a HUGE number of simple foods (top rahmen, mac'n'cheese, etc) and make a huge amount of them, and have a big-ass buffet.

 

Fudgepacker, hypocracy is only human, but you really should try to cut down. You're not wanted here either, fudgepacker. YOU are annoying. I can prove a point, and you probably can too. But I'm sure both of us haven't proven anything on here or TR. Of course, you in all your hypocritical self-righteousness, will think you have. Besides, your motive for your "Look at my cool post!" post was to show it to HoL because you were so proud of it.

 

I'M A BANANA!

 

Posts like that will get you labelled as a spammer and an idiot if you repeatedly make them. That aside, welcome to the forum :wavey:

 

Actually I think she was trying to lure Retard out of his heavy slumber. They could make a beautiful banana split together.

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