Freaks!

I have no idea what they're saying, but WTF is wrong with this guy?!
(It supposedly cost him $250000 to look like this!)

http://dl1.dumpalink.com/media/Kxfjwu7A ... jWKNEB.wmv

 

It's taking an age and a half to load for me, so a brief introduction of what the link will show, please?

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OK, saw it.

First, the language sounds like a mix of French and that invented lingo from the Fast Show (English TV). Bizarre.

Second, I saw either this guy or a close approximation on the Discovery Channel. He (or his double) was one of many spending all their money and most of their lives surgically changing themselves into the animal of their choice. It was something similar to why people go through sex changes. Only weirder - especially with the people getting whiskers, horns, fangs, etc.

 

For those of you with slow-ass connections, here's the Cat Man...


(Yeah, those whiskers are imbedded in his face!)

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... Here's the original freak, Leopard Man...


...He supposedly lives alone on some island and runs around naked living like a 'cat'....

 

I think Leopard Man is in Guiness World Records because 96% or 99% of his body is covered with tattoos.

 

Maximus: I can't see the pic, but this is probably whom you're referring too, yes?



And here is a better picture of the Leopard Man too:



The duder lives on Skye, the Island. He has sex with badgers and stray cats.

 

More Freaks!

 

And how purdy!

So far, the only one NOT looking completely wasted is the leopard guy. At least he said "no" to the crazy stuff that goes beyond mere tattooing.

I feel there is something slightly off with these people needing all these alterations to feel even moderately comfortable. (That was putting it mildly.)

 

Actually, the leopard guy had his teeth modified to make him look more cat like.

 

And acording to Floyd, Leopard man has sex with animals....

 

Do you really have to spoil all my illusions? I was comfortable thinking Leop Man was just slightly round the bend, and now you've shown him to be virtually as twisted as the others. Sigh.

 

So, might one say that Sir Richard Vorak - and I dare say Sir for your name reeks of royalty - has never experienced the sensational pleasures that can spring forth from the genitals and colons of lesser lifeforms? Why, that is quite an interesting discovery. You primates can be pretty darn fascinating at times. I must report this curious titbit to my superiors immediately.

 

Yes, well, ahem... I wasn't sure whether that would count as disgusting behaviour when performed by some nutcase believing he himself is an animal. (I was about to write something explanatory here, but failed to convince even myself, and so scrapped the idea.)

Anyhow, as long as his mouth's closed and he's not molesting some poor feline, Leop Man does look a tad saner than Whiskers.

 

While that may be true, bear in mind that he used to be a marine (or something) and now lives as a hermit on some island five miles away from the nearest small town. That reeks of crazy in my book.
To think of all he's seen, and now he lived by himself in some outcropping of stones, stewing in his own juices....eww. I just grossed myself out.

 

How the Hell, I dare ask, do you come up with these things?



Why the Hell am I still here with these loons?!

 

Look at the first 5 letters of his name.....i.e."Gross".....

 

Here's one of my favorites.....

 

Heh. If you're into that stuff, you should check out http://www.bmezine.com/. They have heaps of pictures, but watch it: you can only watch 100 photos or something for free. After that, you need to become a member. If that means you need to get piercings, tattoos, surgical mods or what-have-you, I do not know. And I don't want to know either.

 

Supa-Freak!