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With a silver spoon.

 

...and then proudly exclaimed:

 

"Hot Damn! That's good!"

 

"for my overly enlarged....

 

tits" and my large

 

really big nasty hemroid

 

eat rotting sheep lard

 

and suck big balls

 

of alum powder, which

 

all over Menion. Twice.

 

However, the third time...

 

(there's no third time),

 

Meanwhile, back in Australia...

 

Were woman are men

 

and men smell horribly

 

frinch fried pertaters mmhmm

 

Ya ought not done