Forget all my bitching about the snow

Yeah, it sucks ass here as well. It was shivering cold just a bit over a week ago, now I'm sweating so much I'm doing an impressive job of replicating Niagra Falls with my ass crack.

 

Oh noes! Tropical nights in Sweden! I've just started to get used to at least 32 degrees when I'm going to sleep and I find it hard to belive that it would be more than that where you are.

Damn, I miss the weather in Sweden.

 

It was 103f here a couple days ago. And it's only May. Fortunately, I'm moving to Texas where the heat is dry. Humidity is teh suxxorz.

 

Yeah, yeah, bitch bitch bitch.

We've just finished a 42-degrees-Celcius-average summer. We've had no autumn at all. We're now having a -7-degrees-Celcius-average winter. FUCK THIS SHIT.

DE, don't be surprised if a pissed off brunette with long hair and a Phantasy Star obsession turns up on your doorstep if this damn winter gets any worse.

 

42 degrees celsius? You're talking about the entirety of Australia, right? I only ever remember it hitting 40 in tasmania once which was fucking hell , but this year we averaged around 20-23. Couple of days reached 28 near the start of summer but that's about as high as I remember.

Weathers been pretty good here, actually. Winter's only hitting 4ish during the night and is pretty dry, unlike last year where it stormed for 3 bloody months breaking half the windows in the house and leaving everything drenched.

 

There was a slight chance that I would be born in Australia. Good Lord, the horror.

 

You seem to have spelled ranga wrong.

 

For those of us who DON'T speak bogan or feral... what the hell is ranga and why would you dare use such a word to describe me?

 

Don't even pretend you are above such terminology, we've all seen you post some fairly vulgar comments on these forums, mainly having to do with excessive violence and sexuality, you're not refined, just a poser.

 

Huh? I'm here with this Australian girl who just described the term ranga for me. Sounded like a Aussie term, I'm surprised you didn't knew about it.

 

Why not come here? I'd be willing to take you in until you can get a job in Canada (it's a two hour drive).