For you Aussies

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Was it one you pulled out of the river at the back of your house? I mean it is an awfully muddy river system.

 

Same with horse apparantely, Vorak actually told me that it is as tough as leather. So DE is the reindeer a delicacy over there or more a everyone tried it and hates it?

 

And everyone down south probably has wet dreams about how people in the north must live so great since they get to eat reindeer all day.

 

You have to watch out for those ones with the red noses. That means they have cancer and if you eat one of them you'll catch the cancer and die of super-AIDS.

At least that's what Bree told me. He's in Med school, after all!

 

Excuse me, I told you what? And when?

 

You don't remember?

 

That's so fucking much edited, I have not wrote that shit. If some of the teachers at med. school would have seen that, they'd probably throw me out of med. school.

 

Ha ha ha, you douchebag! I completely fabricated that post, and merely simulated your typos.

 

I don't type like that! It looks like the person who wrote that shit would be retarded or have Down's Syndrome or similar.

I write much better than that!

 

I speak English fluently, because written English and talked English isn't always the same.

Yep, that sentence were also correct, because I checked it in MS Word 2007.

Well, it at least sounds right in my ears...

Well, according to a dictionary, you can write "wrote", some sort of "Tempus-form" or whatever it now was.

 

Written English also isn't what you're writing; you write a weird blend of grammatically correct English and stupidity.

As you said, it sounds right in your ears, except that

and that you must not speak English correctly either, because the grammar in your last post was AGAIN poor.

Here's the thing you're not getting; 'wrote' IS a word, you just can only use it in a certain tense. Example, I wrote to Jim last night. It is the verb 'write', in the singular past tense, meaning it refers to a single action made, or even multiple actions, if specified, but under the implicit agreement that the action is not of habit. Ex. I wrote to Jane three times last week.

As compared to the plural past tense, in which it is implied that the action IS of habit. Ex. I have written to Bill. This does not specify how many times I wrote to Bill, and implies that I did it as many times as I needed to, that I had a habit of writing to Bill.

 

Oh man, that was so awesome. Like lighting a match and tossing it into a gas can.

 

So you're telling us that if say somehow one of the professors at med school happened to receive what you said, all prettied up in a formal document that you might feel ramifications :lol: