For all those Chuck Norris lovers.

http://ytmnd.com/list/?sort=&order=desc&period=alltime&search=Chuck+Norris&start=1


Look what I've found, for all those Chuck Norris-lovers.
Some of them are quite fun. :lol:

 

...and I was just thinking that there hadn't been much Chuck Norris on the forum recently.

 

Yes, I know, so I decided to look up some things related to Chuck Norris.

 

Look what I found buried on page 5 and 6. My two Chuck Norris ytmnds! They suck though.

http://chucknorriscontra.ytmnd.com/

http://chucknorrisgame.ytmnd.com/

 

Chuck Norris has lovers? How would they ever survive the encounter?

 

What!? Only two stages in the full game!?

 

By not looking him straight in the eye.

 

Honestly, why don't you all go and have sex with this ass-clown. Or will that kill you as well?

 

I was going to say something there DE but I somehow do not think he would like to be the "woman" in the love making.

 

This one is quite nice: http://norriscarkick.ytmnd.com/

 

You will have to give me the one where Chuck Norris walks on the carpet Van. That is not if you are performing oral on one of his rolled up posters.

 

Please don't make me perform "horatio" on you DE. Please, I know some high quality hookers. Wouldn't exposing your penis end the existence on earth anyway?

 

.............my god you're vain. And that doesn't mean hit my house with it either.

 

Geez, someone's packing. I only get to about eight inches...
When I fold it in half.

 

Some people call it my leg. Until i take my pants off.


Poor bastards never saw it coming ^^