Flame Warriors, Attack!

Damn... you weren't good enough, so he had to bone somebody else's grandma? That's sad Ziao, sad.

 

Not very far, considering she has been dead for twenty-six years. That makes me wonder how having a father horny enough to fuck a corpse but not you impacted your life.

Where do you dig up your dates? I bet you like drowning victims.

Dark, that isn't much sadder than your grandmother attending prom with you.

 

At least he went to prom.

 

Pfft, drowing victims, yurgk.

No, I happen to have every girl (and probably guy) gamer's wet dream - a device that allows me to conjure the hottest characters from any game, anime or TV show into my living room. That three-way between Tidus, Z'an and Rika was ENTIRELY unexpected though.

 

....

A few dogs wearing anime and celebrity masks?

 

Re: ....

while humping each other?